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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

Could it be that they gave her a size 22 because that's what she claims to be? Reality is a shitlord.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

This. I hope the H&M reps made lots of comments about how "it should fit you, it's a 22, which is your size, right?" I'd like to believe they did and that's why she has a nasty expression on her face instead of the usual moronic stare.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

One thigh might be a 22.

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[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

That outfit looks like it was made as a joke by a Shitlord to be as unflattering as possible. Not to mention it's like they didn't even try to get a good angle or lighting.

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[–] ElNegrucho 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

>Implying they'd have to try

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

She's kind of looking Kirstie-Alley-ish here....it's like this big tent of red fabric with lots of hair and an overly make-up-ed head on it.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I see it too. Glad to know I'm not alone and just delusional. Again.

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[–] TheTruf 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

The reaction of the seamstresses arriving on site was prolly similar to that scene from "Jaws":

"We gonna need a bigger burlap sack".

lol

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[–] fuckcomcast 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The H&M stands for Heavy and Meaty

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[–] entitledmoo [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Hogs and Manatees.

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[–] OhGoodGwief 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Meaty implies she has muscle. More like Heavy and Marbled.

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Marbled implies its only run through with, as opposed to pure, fat.

How about Heavy & Massive?

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[–] sonic_sabbath ago 

Hurl & mahoosive

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It depends, does it smell like some sort of bacterial infection?

If so, then yes!

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Ha I love H&M their mediums actually feel like a medium. I can see why they had to do extra work for that Hutt.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

I just hope they don't sell out to the fats and start making vanity sizes.

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Them and American apparel. AA are some serious shitlords- I've had to fit smalls or even mediums there after a lifetime of being told I'm a small-xs-now xxs- wait no double zero.... vanity sizing is shit and I'm glad there are brands who don't fuck with it.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hardly shop at AA, but Aero and American Eagle are also still making true to size clothes.

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[–] powa ago 

Really? I feel like their sizes are all over the map. I usually have to take 2-3 sizes to the dressing room to find the right fit and I have things from H&M in my closet from sizes S-L.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

I must be lucky at my store then because their sizes are usually fine for me. Occasionally I may have to shift from a M to L, but mostly they fit well.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A freshly bathed cat, really.

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[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

an extremely obese freshly bathed cat

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