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[–] eat_a_dick_por_favor 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I'd rather live long enough to see my kids graduate high school.
I'd rather be able to shop at Victoria's Secret. I'd rather be able to wipe my own ass without the assistance of a stick.
I'd rather not have to put deodorant between my stomach and thigh folds.
I'd rather fit through a turnstile.
I'd rather be able to hike up a mountain, or a hill, or a flight of stairs.
I'd rather live past the age of 60.
I'd rather the reason my heart beats ferociously against my chest be that I just ran for miles, rather than because it is in its death throes.

But hey, enjoy that cupcake, cupcake.