Posted by: Texastentialist
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[–] Texastentialist [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So I'm sure you're familiar with that "tight shirt/huge gut (usually spilling out from under the shirt)" look. Oh, and like 5 kids and husband half the wife's size (or twice her size) with tats all over his face looking like he's in between prison stints.
[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yup, with Pink sweatpants of course. Would it kill these hams to watch their miniplanets? I try to just put in some earbuds to drown out Univision with a playlist and chill. If I had a fucking quarter for every time 2 piglets ran into my knees chasing each other around, I could do my laundry for free every week.
[–] Texastentialist [S] ago
Ahh, yes. You can see the P and the K, but the I and N in between appear as though they are being vacuumed into their gigantic asses.