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[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ugh, I know, there are so many Hispanic hams down here. I live in Austin, and my neighborhood has a ton of Hispanic families. I was at the laundromat this evening doing my weekly thing, and I noticed it was all hambeasts. Even worse, the place is next door to a Jack in the Box. I was one of maybe three people in there without a Magnum XTRA BigBeetus Combo.

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[–] Texastentialist [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So I'm sure you're familiar with that "tight shirt/huge gut (usually spilling out from under the shirt)" look. Oh, and like 5 kids and husband half the wife's size (or twice her size) with tats all over his face looking like he's in between prison stints.

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[–] ShampooCundishuner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup, with Pink sweatpants of course. Would it kill these hams to watch their miniplanets? I try to just put in some earbuds to drown out Univision with a playlist and chill. If I had a fucking quarter for every time 2 piglets ran into my knees chasing each other around, I could do my laundry for free every week.