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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 86 points (+86|-0) ago 

I see that skin necrosis you aren't foolin nobody

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

That was the 1st thing I noticed in that picture btw, the skin discoloration in her lower extremities. This fat is dying, I wonder how old it is

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Early 20s?

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[–] Mehryl 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Right? I saw that too. Her skin is literally being stretched so far it's dying.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That what that is? I just thought it was butter and glitter.

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

PRAISE IHATEFATWOMEN! WE HAS STRUCK A BLOW AGAINST THE FATS!

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

F

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

A glutton for punishment...

Are meals punishment now?

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[–] mstumblrinafupa 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

a glutton for punishment

There we go.

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[–] Rafi1998 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

You damn sure know that deep down she is upset by this, and that she will eat her pains away and get more fat. Good job FPH, we're close to getting rid of one more fatty!

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Soooo just another average day for it then?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You get a golf clap.

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe you can't deny it rainbows and unicorns, but beetus will deny it its feet soon enough.

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[–] ConstipatedNinja 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You can't deny it rainbows and unicorns, but they'll still only be cute when in conjunction with skinny girls. With lardos it's just gross.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I agree. There's something awesome about a chick who doesn't take herself too seriously and can enjoy that kind of stuff. There's nothing awesome about a fat beast trying to be cute though - it's just depressing and also gross.

No glitter for fat women.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Also no reason for a sane person to own a billion bikinis. Oh.........wait.

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[–] fuckboy_shitlord 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

She is right about one thing ... Princess Omnibus is fuckin' hilarious :D

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I laughed so hard in the original thread. Loved it.

Fatty if you're back here and still reading this stuff - you should be ashamed. You have absolutely ruined your body. It's disgusting. No one finds it even a tiny bit attractive except for people with mental disorders.

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[–] gloob_ 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Hey, if you're reading this... can you post a short video showing you getting up from a sitting position on the floor without using your arms?

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I doubt it could afford the crane rental after its food budget...

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[–] inthecitythatweloved 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

FUCK I just spit a mouthful of fucking protein bar out onto my laptop

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[–] Nyx 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm currently sitting in my living room wearing a bikini as rebellious proof that even though it's freezing outside and I have a billion and one swimsuits already, that I needed this bikini.

Wearing a bikini indoors during the winter? Holy shit that's so crazy and rebellious!!! What's next, wearing a sweater in an air conditioned mall during the summer?! Watch out, we got a badass over here! /s

Yogi, Runner + Athlete

Where, in your dreams at night? Forcing your gelatinous body into awkward, inaccurate poses doesn't make you a yogi, and the only running you do involves chasing after ice cream trucks when they're rolling down your street. Your delusions are stronger than the buttons on your size 28 jeans.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

  1. To be a "yogi," you need to be able to hold complex and/or semi-challenging poses without assistance or improvisation (other than altered poses for the non-overweight with certain physical limitations that aren't caused by excess weight). Since she's very fat, it goes without saying that her body physically cannot do certain poses regardless of whatever strength or athleticism she may have. So...not a yogi.

  2. Running places a strain on your joints. If you're at a healthy weight, this extra strain is minimal. However, if you're overweight, you've already placed a ton of stress on your joints, and for someone of her size, I'd hazard a guess that she can't even walk up a slight incline without becoming short of breath. So highly doubtful she could run for more than a few minutes without dying of exhaustion (though I doubt she could even run or jog at all). So not a runner.

  3. Athlete: a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of exercise. We've already established that she is neither a yogi nor a runner, so it goes without saying that she is not an athlete.

Definitely delusional.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's like they think its a coincidence that all those Olympic athletes have 31" waists.

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