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[–] QWE 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

wait, so you're telling me that 10 pounds weighs 10 pounds? Interesting...

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Remember fats are extremely stupid. This is probably a surprising fact for OP.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pay attention, IDIOT. 10 lbs is like 10 lbs of FROZEN turkey. If it were 10 lbs of THAWED or ROASTED turkey, it would be completely different. DUH. /s .~)

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[–] merkins_galore 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well you see, there is some bird law at work here. A bird pound is lighter than a English pound. That's why they can fly. If you have 10 pounds of bird and 10 pounds of air the bird will be lighter than the air and the bird will fly.

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[–] puddingkip 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Doesn't that depend on the question whether the bird in question is an African or an European swallow?

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yup. Math checks out. That's why you have to use frozen turkey.

Wait a sec... Domesticated turkeys can't fly!

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[–] puddingkip 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

you're still 20 pounds over weight by your own words. We're not a fitness motivation club. Come back when you're human

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt [M] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Banned you now are, for probably being fat

Send a verified photo to us to undo that

Rule 2 is sacred, we are not here for you to lost weight

Either lose it or die, fatties only deserve one true fate

Conquer the beetus blight on your own, here we only have fire

Fatties thinking that they belong here for dieting earn my utter ire.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ya know how much I miss this?

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I gotta get back to my old glory, I know I kinda suck at them right now.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Of course a fatty would make a food analogy.

Get the fuck out of here.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

/u/hwong wrote:

"for every ten pounds over weight you are, that is like caring (sic) a 10 pound frozen turkey around"

I was doing four turkeys. Now I'm down to two and continuing...

Rule 2: don't be fat

@12_Years_A_Toucan

@Achtung_Shitlord

@HamathaMcBeetusButt

@HomerSimpson

@The_Penis_Wizard

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

got it bby cakes hows my little journalist doing i heard you got famous or quoted or some shit. I am proud.

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[–] yeaalight 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Cool. Now lose the other two turkeys, you turkey.

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You must be looking for fat people logic where you'll get pats on the back, this isn't it.

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[–] SluttyBrownie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fuck off Ya Stuffed Turkey

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