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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

When you archive it, it also makes it easier to read on mobile as well.

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[–] cyclops1771 [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Great point. Thank you. Will do from now on.

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[–] HamathaMcBeetusButt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ROFL AHAHAHAHHA Fat fuck tried to get his dick wet. I bet he then wrote on his my little pony blog how ponies are better lovers anyways.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's...it's almost cartoonish.

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[–] moistFUPAcheeze 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

HAHAHA

A fatty is rejected by another fatty. What a shocker.

How many of us shitlords are surprised? Anyone? Anyone at all?

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[–] cyclops1771 [S] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Fat grrrl sends nudies to random guy. He's also fat, so she says, "I don't fuck no fatties!" I'm too cute!! Teehee!

HIPPOcrisy in action!

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[–] Bureaucrat_36 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Omg, that's fucking gold. And of course it was a fatty sending random nudes and begging for sex - it's the mating call of the blobby and desperate.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

the blobby and desperate.

A soap opera that nobody needs to see.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm surprised but only because in his post he claims to have had sex three years ago and I don't believe that this alien-looking motherfucker has ever had sex with anything that wasn't a hole that he carved into a microwaved rock melon.

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[–] Honey_Badger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're a wordsmith.

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[–] Fatkini 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

Wow, op feels like killing someone over being rejected and the comments calling her a cunt make reddit sound like a really rapey place.

[–] [deleted] 2 points 31 points (+33|-2) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Cyracs 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Check out the pathetic meme he posted. Currently at 0 upvotes. He wanted to milk his rejection for link karma but it looks like it's not working out, much like his "date".

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[–] Demons 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Fat Reddit dating. Not even once.

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[–] BuckinHipster 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I kinda wish this dude had been assaulted or killed or whatever.

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[–] burntfishnchips 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Pathetic male entitlement. We all know the kind who think that way- they think they have a right to sleep with women. It's really creepy and gross.

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[–] caesah 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

And the top comment .... "Dude, I'm so sorry. Hopefully she's a redditor and see's this and gives you another shot."

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

''I feel so sorry for the poor sod, who contemplated manslaughter after a rejection for sex, I'll give him pity sex and bring a shovel to treasure-hunt that buried penis''

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fat think they are entitled to have sex with fit attractive people.

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[–] CissyNotSissy 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Holy crap. How is it possible to be that fat yet have the face of a 10 year old boy?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fet. It wrecks your system. Years of slovenly lifestyle have caused it's testosterone to peace the fuck out.

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[–] cyclops1771 [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its body only knows to generate testosterone for a normal sized human, not for a monstrosity 2-3x normal size. Basically, it only gets 1/3 the normal effect from it.

Edit words at front.

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[–] Brights 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Funny. I got invited over for sexy times the other night and actually got sexy times. Thin privilege.

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[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 9 points 16 points (+25|-9) ago 

seriously tho, anyone who calls it "sexy times" really comes off like an autistic nerd. like what are you 4 years old? talk like an adult plz

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[–] burntfishnchips 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Those were my first thoughts to be honest. A grown adult calling sex or a booty call 'sexy times' sounds like a complete loser...

[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I didn't realise that this bothered me until now but it definitely does. I've heard girls say it out loud and its always with that mocking voice like "I'm ironically saying something juvenile, pretending that I'm too ashamed and self conscious to say 'fucking'" when what they really mean is just "I'm too self conscious to say 'fucking'",

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[–] cyclops1771 [S] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

44 years old, to be exact. Thought it made it funnier. Que puis je dire? C'est la vie. Guess I'm just a 4 year old according to u/Applecrumble_n_fitch

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[–] cyclops1771 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

https://archive.is/MQTNd is link to said fatty.

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[–] L1amas 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

WOOOOOOOW... That is exactly what I imagined him to look like. Of course she slammed the door in his face after taking one look at it. His responses to her and the way he wrote the story were so fucking cringey. I had a lot of trouble reading it, and I actually saw it when it was first posted (not from here). I was eating when reading this, and as soon as I saw that pic just now, I threw down my fork to type this.

This is the cringiest looking dude I've ever seen. He probably gave her a pathetic wave when she answered the door. Dude looks like he has ZERO social skills.

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[–] acidic_milkmotel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was about to ask, how do we know he is a fatty? But indeed, he was.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is taking a selfie that isn't half ceiling in an attempt to avoid FUPA disclosure.

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[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HAHAHA

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That is some ultra hard mode guess the gender.

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What a weird situation anyway.

And why is he so extremely butthurt that she doesn't want him? Closing the door like that is indeed rude, but perhaps the safest option given how he was 'contemplating manslaughter' afterwards. That guy's absolutely not attractive in any way, and he acts very salty. I get that it sucks, but he acts as though she killed his baby with a broken beer can in front of him. He's not entitled to anything, especially not when he weighs enough to seriously test the capacity of warehouse floors and large bridges.

Maybe this thing'll inspire extreme weight loss for him so that he can pose on some shitty website, holding one of his old trousers.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I am never not surprised that men this fat and ugly have such a low opinion on women. Everyone gets rejected. you move the fuck on. He sounded like a basement dweller from the way he spoke anyway.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

To hear tumblr tell it we're the misogynistic shitlords but why is that the oh-so-bad membership of FPH are the ones to point out that she doesn't owe him anything and has the right to change her mind while a bunch of fat-sympathizers are openly calling her a cunt for it and contemplating her death?

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