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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago  (edited ago)

OMG. Look at how much honeydew you can eat! I can eat a whole melon. That's some good shit, right there. And a whole avocado? Damn.

So yeah, what's the fattie's problem in the picture? Nevermind, I don't care.

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Her problem is that little chunk of cookie dough or whatever it is because I'm sure sad girl likes to eat it by the tubeful. I'm pretty sure it's not the calories in honeydew or grapes that made her sad.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Yeah, I thought avocados were 300-350, depending on the size. Guess who is now having avocado with tomorrow's salad?

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I am breaking a 72 hour fast tomorrow with avocado, apple and some cashew butter... Cannot wait!!!

/rambling because you triggered me...

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[–] sunshineandrainbows 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

might be a good idea to weigh it out if you're counting (w/o pit obviously), avocado size can massively vary

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

honeydew is the ringo starr of the melon kingdom.

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[–] RedBlueThin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Have you tried a golden dewlicious? , so damn amazing. Tried it for the first time two months ago.

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Honeydew was given to us by the gods. Best. Melon. Ever.

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[–] GloboGym 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I thought a whole avocado was 350 calories...looked it up...250.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I fucking love science" has been a bullshit page for a while now. But laughing so much at that woman who doesn't understand portion sizing. To be honest, i'd only eat the avocado and melons. I hate muffins .

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[–] mcbutterball 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] InverseLardo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Right. Wannabe nerds, NdGT and Bill Nye fanboys are annoying as shit.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Being a nerd is a byproduct of losing yourself in what you do, often at the expense of friends, family and hygiene. Until or unless you've paid your dues, you haven't earned the right—or reason—to call yourself a nerd. Being a nerd isn't graceful or glorious. It's a life born out of obsessive dedication to a craft, discipline or collecting some stupid shit that only you care about.

Right on.

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My black bean sauce chicken stir fry with Chinese veg and noodles comes in at 400-500 calories and that's a whole dinner plate of food that always leaves me feeling stuffed. (Other sauces like hoisin and garlic, oyster and spring onion are similar calories. Sticky Chinese BBQ sauce increases it by just under 100)

I never understand why someone would choose a chocolate bar over a whole plate of food for the same calories.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I've never understood why anyone would choose candy over delicious shit like fresh strawberries, but gave up on trying.

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

As work I have coworkers question if I 'really' like fruit... Whilst I'm eating a segment of the juiciest, sweetest, most delicious satsuma known to man.

Candy tastes like a crappy version of fruit. It lacks any real flavour.

Fruit is also convenient as fuck, it's like a ready meal, and most of it is hand held too.

Cheap as hell too, $1 for a kg of bananas, for example.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can't wait for summer now. I need some blueberries.

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The great thing with stir fry is you can just load it up with cabbage, snow peas, broccoli, onion, mung bean sprouts, carrots etc. and hardly increasing the caloric intake from it.

Ps I just use soy sauce, nut butter, red pepper flakes, and some almond milk to make my own sauce. It still has calories, but I know it doesn't have added sugar or corn syrup like the bottled stuff. Plus no chemicals for the microbiome...

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Your way to do it is definitely better. I get the cheapest sauces I can get and check the ingredients and nutritional info. They're not as healthy as making my own, buy they're nowhere near as unhealthy as the sauces that cost 4-5 times more that are always loaded with more bullshit chemicals.

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[–] WholeGrainBeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They don't choose a candy bar over a plate of food. They eat the candy bar AND the plate of food and that's why they're fucking fat.

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I never understand why someone would choose a chocolate bar over a whole plate of food for the same calories.

Um, these people DON'T choose between one or the other because they don't care or know about calories lol. So they just eat both then.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Pictures left: two rows of food adding up to a grand total of 1600 calories.

Pictured right: two hams adding up to an estimated 1,750,000 calories.

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[–] SnackTheRipper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Try a mirror.

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[–] capps14e 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That thing needs a serious reality check

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[–] GloboGym 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then you missed the Sarah Mclachlan SPCA commercials.

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[–] invisiblecalories 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

My brain translated that as Sarah Palin and I couldn't figure out why that would make anyone sad.

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nice. That SPCA commercial does break my cold, hardened, blackened heart when it comes on.

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[–] closetshitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My mouth is watering for grapes now, damnit.

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