So I had my third baby about a month ago, and we went to our first playgroup as a group the other day...
There is a ham who has two children, one a little older than my oldest, another a little older than my second so we end up at all the same stuff (playgroups, story hours, craft day at the park yada yada). Now there are no shortage of bbw (big beastly women) at these things but this woman is a special kind of annoying. A snobby, one upper type, and fond of dishing out back handed compliments. Not super fat, but at least 200lbs and at most 5'6.
So everyone is saying how cute the baby is, and asking how I'm doing, the usual new baby stuff when fatmom says something along the lines of "You are sooo skinny for having a newborn! Of course it must be easier to lose the weight when you start having them so young, tee hee
Commence awkward silence.
I didnt really know how to respond (I can never think of a good comeback in the moment). Fatmom tries to fill her own silence, "Just wait till you get passed 25! Your body will catch up with you!" Ummm, guys, I'm over 30. Turns out she thought I was like 21 or so. Probably because I dont have 70 extra pounds to age me lol. The kicker? She is younger than me by 3 years :-p