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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I'd totally write a book like that, but then, years later when it becomes a sensation and must read for all far chicks with a huge, loyal fan base, I'll release a "special edition" publication and have them all pre order the book in advance before it's published.

What's so special about the special edition? At the end, the fat protagonist loses weight and discovers how much better life is when you don't overeat while acknowledging how much of an insecure bitch her fat self was.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is genius.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or I could make it a series and leave the revelation that her fat made her miserable, not the world around her, as the conclusion of the final, long-anticipated ending.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Going for the long con. I like it!