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[–] Lynx 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you look in the reflection of this beast's sunglasses, you can clearly see that she took the selfie while on the highway, driving 60+ mph and endangering other lives to satisfy her vanity with a catfish angle shot. Also, notice the Starbeetus cup in her cupholder and the various fast food wrappers in the passenger seat.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think she has a disabled placard hanging from her mirror! HAES!

Edit: I put the photo in Lightroom to adjust the exposure a little bit. Potato quality, but you can see a clear outline of a handicap symbol on the placard. https://sli.mg/39jT3z

I was also curious what car a supermodel would drive, especially with all that t-shirt money and how much she brags about how well she is doing. As best I can figure, it's a Toyota Yaris. The cup holders to the side of the steering wheel and the shape of the hood thing over the center console are what I'm basing this off of. https://sli.mg/NXsR14

So Tess is just a fat chick with her Starbeetus in her subcompact car. I guess her food bill ate too much into the Benz payment

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[–] Lynx 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

I can't fucking stand hams who use handicap benefits. My older sister has cerebral palsy and has to deal with these porkers stealing her handicap spots all the time.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Can it be healthy if it needs a disabled placard? Nope. HAES is a lie.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Hahaha, OMG! I spotted the Starbeetus, but not the placard....you're a genius! This is hilariously perfect.

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[–] joeystals 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jesus, I am once again impressed by toyotas utilitarian engineering. Their smallest shittiest ride can be used to carry livestock.

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[–] CertifiedShitlord 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

It looks like a parking lot to me, but either way she's a disgusting narcissistic

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[–] Darthjetta 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Zoom in and you see cars ahead of her, one hoof on the steering wheel, and in the rear view there are cars and a motorcycle with their lights on. She is definetly on the freeway.

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[–] Pepper-theDoctor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

its definitely a freeway. shes not in the middle of the lane which might be throwing you off.

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[–] entitledmoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not defending fattsy, but it looks like she's in a parking lot, look at each row of cars is lined up. And the reflection in the other else of her sunglasses is also her arm on the steering wheel. It does look like what you described at first glance. She's still a piece of shit.

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Make sure the attorney who is suing her for fraud sees this. It's yet another charge for her fat ass.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Is that a disabled placard hanging from her rear view mirror?!

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[–] Spottedsocks 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Of course it fucking is. Because actual disabled people don't actually need closer spots. I hate this fucking cunt.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

and a big ole cup of star-beetus

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[–] ilieksnow 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This is an epic angle shot. She looks almost human.

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Lemme do the lips parted, jaw open shot to give the illusion of cheekbones. But eff your beauty standards right?

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It always looks ready to feed. so nasty.

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[–] Alpacazz 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Almost... but the saggy jowls are a dead giveaway.

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[–] CallMePapaSwamp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

also is it just me or is that neck photoshopped?

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[–] Lilina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's because one doesn't see Mess's terrible arms. If a human had that much skin for their arms, they'd be able to glide from tree to tree.

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[–] sandwiches4breakfast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not too mention heavily shopped...

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

She's driving and taking a selfies ... how long before she causes an accident and kills some poor innocent person ... fuck she's stupid and dangerous.

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hate her beyond any level of rationality... to the point I'm sitting here wondering, is one person's life worth it for the good of the many? Is it wrong I'd be okay with her hitting an actual human and killing them both?

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd much prefer she hit another obeast.

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[–] 3744777 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

As long as you are willing to sacrifice yourself it's fine. If not than you have your answer

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Understand completely.

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[–] CriticalMass 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It is, I think. Because I'm scared to death to drive half the time because every goddamn day some idiot is doing something stupid and almost ramming into me. I don't want to die by obeast idiot. I have too much to do with my life.

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[–] bvoid 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't know about murica, but where I live a photograph of anybody driving with a phone in hand is solid proof for breaking law and can be fined and even have the drivers license confiscated for a while.

This death fat is endangering so many innocent lives. This is maddening. Shit scum probably gets off on the negative attention too cause otherwise it would have been deleted! Hoping that scummy bitch drives off a bridge or smashes through the windshield one day.

Edit: containing my anger. Looked again, seems to actually be a parking lot, cause there are facing cars.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't know about your edit. There are headlights in her rear view mirror and her hand is on the steering wheel. Why would it be there if she's taking a selfie and wasn't actually driving?

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[–] bvoid 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hard to make out n the blurr, but it seemed like a car ahead is facing east. Now seeing it again it loks more like a lane changing car from behind... I have no idea what highways look like over there. Also, wouldn't the dashboard be lit up if the car was on?

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[–] joeystals 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Holy shit, it can drive? Did they reinforce the suspension.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's a lifted Yaris. It starts out about 6" higher than stock. Then she gets in and it looks like she's a part of the low-rider culture in SoCal.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is like an "I spy" of being a shitty human being

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[–] Untainted_lard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wait a sec, isn't this pure evidence of reckless driving? Can't this be used as evidence and send it to the local highway patrol and at minimum give her a warning. I despise people that text and drive....for what "oh look at me". If you're so desperate to announce to the world your beauty (hahahaha my first sarcastic comment of the year) why don't you freaking park.

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