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[–] harrison_burgeron 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This reminds me of a great shitlording story, so gather round, chillun', and Aunty harrison_burgeron will weave you a tale.

My aunt's best friend is a supa fupa, welfare-reliant, conspicuous waste of oxygen. If you're from Long Island or Jersey, imagine the trashiest Italian you can, and multiply by a factor of six (the devil's number). That's her. So she and my aunt go to get their nails done, and you know how great Asian shitlords are. They don't mince words. There's a deal that day for an eight dollar pedicure, but the lady behind the counter says, "Oh no, your feet too big. For you, twelve dollar. That take extra lotion." My aunt's friend was gloriously livid, but the lady stayed firm. She literally had to explain the laws of capitalism to her fat ass. "Listen, is because we need money, stay open. If we do all fat feet for eight dollar, we not have money for foot lotion. We close. My children not eat. See? Money. Lose weight, I do feet for eight dollar."

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[–] Fatnisseverdeen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And yes they are talking shit about you in their language. I've been to so many vietnamese nail shops that I've actually learned some of what they're saying. If you are ugly, dirty, have gross nails, and especially if you are fat they are saying all kinds of things about you.

It's fantastic. Especially if the person starts looking all uncomfortable and the nail girl smiles, "oh she say you so preh-tay." Hahaha yeah she did.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know we don't have many tubblrs here, but just in case, I'd like to say that I went to an Asian-run nail salon once and that actually is how they talk.