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[–] fth8er 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
Fat hands seriously make my spine cringe. Something really unsettling about them.
[–] fsck 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It's the last place body will deposit fat. If your hands are fat, you are seriously fat.
[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I thought the forehead/nose comes after the hands. You see lots of yucky deformed sausage fingers.
[–] AntiHam 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think fat hands are gross because they look like an infant's hands: https://i.sli.mg/bNKYHc.jpg
Fat makes people look like overgrown babies.
[–] amnat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes! People here always talk about how fat ages, but I perceive it to be just the opposite. The long, lean lines of the human body, with female curves or male angles, are created when you develop from a baby to an adult. But all of that gets swallowed up by adipose until all you're left with is the plump silhouette of an overgrown toddler.
[–] fsck 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Baby fat hands are cute, as they are so soft and delicate, adult hat hands are gross with aged skin and wrinkles.
[–] dreadnaughtfatnot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Agreed. All they become good for is shoveling more food in. The fingers just.... fuse together....
[–] TheBugle23 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat fingers are also useless.
[–] fth8er ago
Haha, makes me wonder how fats can use smart phones. Dont their fingers just swipe the whole screen?