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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've not clicked on this yet. I may be back to curse you. sigh. Here goes.

Huh. Surprisingly passive.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My grandfather is exactly the same. He makes almost no considerations for his condition and happily ate pudding with ice cream, custard, and two different kids of cream as well as all the rest. He's getting ever fatter, but he "just needs to add a bit more insulin to the shot." It's baffling.

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You should show him that recent story about the dude that had to have his duck dick amputated because of the beetus, if that doesn't set him straight you might as well roll him behind the shed to mit your friend, Mr. Pickaxe.

EDIT: god damnit autocorrect...

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Amputated ducks make THE best magret and confit.

...and their livers are foie gras heaven. Can't move around. Ampu-tasty.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jesus, Seig. I think you've outdone yourself here! Slow clap

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[–] Applecrumble_n_Fitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

mmmm, i know an excellent amputated peking duck recipe as well, it will have you quacking to your neighbors i promise

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Love your username!

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's always fun to watch and wait for when their neuropathy finally kicks in.

So, about those pills, yeah?

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Idiocracy feels extremely close. How stupid does one get.

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[–] bigeasy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ow my balls!

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, we'll see how "worth it" he thinks it is when his foot starts stinking up the place.

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[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Honestly, if the beetus isn't a wake up call, nothing will be.

He'll probably just think it's something from his ass that he forgot to wipe a month back.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know a Type 1 like this. She's not even 30 yet and is having serious vision problems. You think she'd know better (she was diagnosed at 11) but she treats her diabetes as a joke. She doesn't use a glucometer, just administers insulin as she feels like it. "I can tell when my sugars are too high" she says. She'll eat half a box of donuts in one sitting, because "I'll have to take insulin for one anyways, may as well enjoy myself." she's definitely overweight, but not obese (yet). It's so infuriating to watch.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Theres no reaching it with statistics. I'd just ask it if its will is in order and has enough money saved for disposal. Maybe that'd work. Probably not.