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[–] fupababy 0 points 126 points (+126|-0) ago 

He started calling me Obeast, Hammy, Butter Beast, and Jabba

Sadly, this leads me to believe that this story is fake, but it's hilarious to think it's true tbh

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[–] foon [S] 0 points 72 points (+72|-0) ago 

actually if something smells of fake it is the bad knee and pcos, IMO, but regardless the redditors comments are real eg:

If the dude doesn't think PCOS and a knee with multiple surgeries is an iron-clad reason to be overweight, then he does not know shit about shit.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Overall it hits too many buttons to be real imo. But fun read nonetheless.

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[–] Lucky-Star03 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Also the spelling of "condishuns" vs "conditions." Yep. Definitely a fake.

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[–] Sops 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's amazing the way they think "yep I've got enough excuses checked off now I have a license to pig out."

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That comment just gets fucking better too:

You'd need three or four drugs, a nutritionist, a physical therapist, and a miracle in order to loose 100 lbs in a year.

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[–] ChemicalCat 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Especially the capitalization. It's very suspect.

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[–] Pappy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The best kind of shitlording, disguised as victimization. Otherwise it would have been taken down.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's absolutely fake.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 84 points (+84|-0) ago 

I love this comment:

So get a divorce? The alternative is to lose weight, but I mean...

Haha.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Ooooh it came soooo close to actually realising a truth, only to fall at the final hurdle. S

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[–] hunt_the_fatties 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Have you seen hams try to hurdle?

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[–] ChemicalCat 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago 

I genuinely think this is a troll post or a fake post. It is too short/condensed with popular FPH buzz words.

That being said, at least shitlords will see the post and come subscribe and contribute to voat FPH.

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[–] CuddlySpaceKittens 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Probably is a fake, espcially with the update the Ham gave. No way is this real.

https://archive.is/s4IBm

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Definitely fake lol, the writer's calling their self a pig. Excellent fake posting, though.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Two more days of 2015 asks it's bragging about losing 10lbs so far this year. 😂 10 pounds in a whole year is fucking beyond pathetic. That's less than a 100 calorie per day deficit. You could accomplish this by cutting less than a single can of soda out of your diet.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This ham's main condition is fat on the brain.

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[–] foon [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

but, but, PCOS! (bonus comment "He likes to jog and I was slowing him down because of my knee", oh yeah, dem knees!)

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fucking cry me a river, ham. Jesus. Your knee has nothing to do with how much shit you shove in your maw.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

the comment on this was nice, that no one is going to be able to perfectly match speed and expecting that is fucking dumb. I've got a mate I have tried jogging with before, but because she is some ridiculous 6'1 Viking I can't slide into a relaxing jog and keep up with her stride because I'm only 5'7. I don't expect her to wait for me or slow down, I just run her down eventually when she tires out.

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

  • Losing weight is hard
  • Putting a gallon of ranch on your salad

Choose one.

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[–] PickUpPutDown 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

This looks like some fat fuck pretending to be the other side of the leavingmyfatwife story, which I think has since been removed? Why? Who cares. Bet you it doesn't get removed/locked from that piece of shit site like his post did though.

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[–] foon [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

afaik legal issues (leavingmyfatwife is going to go to court it seems)

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[–] iFuckingHateFatties 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Pretty sure this is a troll post but the responses really make me angry, especially this one

If the dude doesn't think PCOS and a knee with multiple surgeries is an iron-clad reason to be overweight, then he does not know shit about shit. You'd need three or four drugs, a nutritionist, a physical therapist, and a miracle in order to loose 100 lbs in a year. You can try and educate him on a) why PCOS makes you heavy, and b) how fat shaming people makes them not want to lose weight, but if he really thinks it's okay to continue to humiliate you you'd be way better off trading in the husband for a good therapist. Because yeah, losing weight would be good for you, but you need to be mentally healthy before you can get physically healthy. You need to want to become more healthy, not just less fat.

CUNDISHUNSS!!!

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Let's lock fatties with cundishuns in a Chinese prison and watch miracles unfold. I want to answer these "iron-clad reasons" with iron bars and evidence.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I agree with you about the troll bit... something just doesn't add up. But for fun, let's pretend for a moment that this post is real and this is actually happening to this obeast.

I calculated its TDEE to be 2,134 kcal per day, based on its age (given), weight (given) and I assumed it is sedentary based on its "knee condishuns". I also assumed an average height of 5'4" since none was given in the original post.

So if this thing ate 1200 kcal per day, it would be possible for it to lose about 100 lbs in a year. Also, if this thing has such bad knees, why doesn't it try a low-impact exercise, like bike riding? Both my sisters had major reconstructive surgery on both their knees (for a congenital defect) and biking was a huge part of their recovery. Also, one of my sisters has PCOS and isn't a butter golem, so I don't buy the "PCOS makes you fat" bullshit.

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[–] foon [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"athlete" burning 3k cals in all while weighing so much? sounds like a ham definition of athlete to me

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm getting so tired of hearing about PCOS as a magical cause of obesity.if f you have the condition, treat it! If you handle it properly, there won't be much weight change.

I don't know why people think they are doomed to live with some condition their entire life.

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[–] BunnytheSlayer 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Oh my god. Hilarious. Find the pig fucker!

Hopefully he comes to his senses and divorces it.

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[–] foon [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ah, it might be!

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They are both 35M. But the F is 36 in leaving fat wife and 33 in this one. This one has no mention of kids and addition of PCOS (I think). Although the knee is still in play. But no mention of former track star status in this one.

Possible troll based on possible co-incidences? Maybe.

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