Posted by: gabi-r
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[–] inablackbox 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
Damn, free discount AND you potentially got a ham in trouble at work. Sometimes it just pays to get out of bed!
[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I worked with a hamplanet at a jewelry store. I remember being amazed they'd even hire such a pig when we were expected to look presentable. She ended up stealing a bunch of shit. Hams not being very bright she'd just ring up loads and loads of clothes right in our department and change the prices to zero. Like nobody could possibly notice you bagging a bunch of clothes in the jewelry area with no customer around.
[–] gabi-r [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Typical ham: lazy, badly groomed, complete disregard for others, thinking it's clever lol
[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It was my first encounter with ham hygiene. She came in with a big bandage on her cheek one day. When we asked what happened she said she had a hole in her face from ignoring a tooth abscess.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Niiice. Hope you like what you got for in exchange. Waiting more than 10 mins in line drives me nuts. You're very patient.
[–] gabi-r [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Like someone else already mentioned, sometimes it's worth being patient with hams for potential benefits and seeing them shoot themselves in the foot/hooves. For what it's worth I was screaming rants in the car all the way home but hey, nice discounted jewelry :)