Before the story I must preface it with: I work a very serious job, any humor at work is industry specific or financial related. I enjoy that stuff but, at heart, I'm an immature person. In most instances that's no problem but I have a five year old who's just as immature as I am.
So, here's the funny:
My daughter and I go to Wal Mart, Kroger and Target with my fiancé (her mom) whenever possible, my fiancé hates this. We take my daughters Flarp container almost every time. Flarp is like a wet play dough that you shove into a play dough like container and it makes some sweet farting sounds. When mom shops we walk around and make fart sounds when fat people are bending over or making general movements then we laugh and move on. I'm trying to get my fiancé to record this but she won't because I'm "immature", "childish" and "looking for trouble" even though she's a bigger shitlord than I am. I've been working with my daughter on being stable with the iPhone (she laughs so hard it makes the video unwatchable), so I will hopefully have a video in the next few months.
I'm 32 bye the way.
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[–] Nothanksimgood [S] ago
I've seen both of those. That's quality right there. I'd like to make a series of videos. Hell, I could do it in one trip at Wal Mart.