Before the story I must preface it with: I work a very serious job, any humor at work is industry specific or financial related. I enjoy that stuff but, at heart, I'm an immature person. In most instances that's no problem but I have a five year old who's just as immature as I am.
So, here's the funny:
My daughter and I go to Wal Mart, Kroger and Target with my fiancé (her mom) whenever possible, my fiancé hates this. We take my daughters Flarp container almost every time. Flarp is like a wet play dough that you shove into a play dough like container and it makes some sweet farting sounds. When mom shops we walk around and make fart sounds when fat people are bending over or making general movements then we laugh and move on. I'm trying to get my fiancé to record this but she won't because I'm "immature", "childish" and "looking for trouble" even though she's a bigger shitlord than I am. I've been working with my daughter on being stable with the iPhone (she laughs so hard it makes the video unwatchable), so I will hopefully have a video in the next few months.
I'm 32 bye the way.
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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I hope to catch the video soon. Keep up the good work! My kids are in college and they tell me "you were hilarious growing up," so I feel my work is done, lol. Son and friends recently put 6 giant boxes of laundry soap in the fountain at Lincoln Center NYC & sent the video, so it carries on to the next generation.
[–] Nothanksimgood [S] ago
Gotta have fun in life. Glad we're on the same page there, I just wish I recorded some of the stupid stuff I did when I was younger. One our favorite things to do was to put KY Jelly in people's carts at Wal Mart when they weren't looking. Did it to husband and wife combos. The reactions were awesome.