Archived Well, well, well. (Or should I say Whale, whale, whale?). Time hits fat hard. (sli.mg)
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Archived Well, well, well. (Or should I say Whale, whale, whale?). Time hits fat hard. (sli.mg)
submitted ago by Kamiecat
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 32 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago
[–] inablackbox 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yeah, PS2 is widely agreed to be one of the best. A ton of classics came out on that thing. Back in mid-2008 it would have made much more sense to make fun of the PS3, which was then still struggling to be popular and profitable. Very ignorant of that fatty.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agreed. It also sold more than any other console. Dumb fat fuk. Can't even get the premise of fat princess right before pissing about it.
[–] C9 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love the PS2, it's part of my childhood and I still play on mine once in a while. I'm triggered.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Sanji 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dreamcast is awesome.
[–] Convair990 ago
Hey hey, Nomad, and Dreamcast were awesome, dont lump this sack of shit in with them. Sega was the shit, until Playstation came along.
[–] TheRealTerryClifford ago
Funny that it had the longest life span of any console to date but this fat ham just had to try and throw something hurtful in because they cut her to the deep, sweet, nougaty core of her being.
[–] mcbutterball 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
If that's what the princess looked like in SMB, Mario would have no incentive to pass all the castles. Princess in another castle? Great, leave her there.
[–] Bobsentme 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If Bowser tried carrying her anywhere, it'd be a 1 hit fight for Mario.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Mama mia! Why did Bowser put a smaller, lumpier castle in-a this big castle of his?"
(A look of horror creeps over Mario's face.)
(Cut to castle exterior. Mario is placing explosives around the 8-4 castle.)
[–] culofiesta 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
What does "heteronormative" have to do with hating fats? I know a lot of gay guys that think they're disgusting.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
"Something something intersectionality hurk hurk REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a different way for female hammies to call straight guys "faggots" for not wanting to sex them up.
[–] AichSmize 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Step 1: Pick up a >200 lb weight.
Step 2: Carry it everywhere, never put it down.
Step 3: Insist that something, anything, OTHER than the weight is making you exhausted.
Fatties gonna fat.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't forget to strap sandbags around your chest and neck and then wonder why you have difficulty breathing.
[–] Aphoticfolds 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
May the beetus take it soon.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Dark_Shroud 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
These are the same people who now claim gender is a social construct. And that our gender is different than our sex.
They've been pilling the bullshit on for so long they're drowning in it and trying to pull us in with them.
Human sexuality is not genetic and it really doesn't matter anyway. Whatever happens between consenting adults behind closed doors is no one else's business.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The letter is mostly good if you pretend it's not sarcastic.
Your army breaches the last defenses of the enemy fort only to find that your princess ate another castle...
"Welp, turn around and go home, we have a democracy to form."
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"The royal wizard! He can help!...Wise Wizard, what magic can remove this terrible curse of fat?"
"The Princess can be cured through the arcane magic of...Eating Less Food!"
"Amazing! You are truly wise!"
[–] 3672394? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Average + above IQ privilege is being able to enjoy a game without searching desperately for a narrative that revolves around you.