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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 1 point 28 points 29 points (+29|-1) ago
I'm pretty sure I've seen this joke a dozen times or so, and haven't chuckled yet. I don't even understand what part of it is supposed to be funny.
Also, he's fat.
[–] HeliosZen 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
I met Neil deGrasse Tyson he is a very nice guy and what is ironic is that you keep callin fat but at most he is 20 pounds overweight also I met him at Equinox while he was working out so I'm just reading this entire thread on wondering if its racism that's make you guys call him fat, or that are you guys actually think unless you look like a 20 year old your entire life then you deserve to be called that when you're really not. The man is a 40 year old physicist with a spare tire at most but it would be illogical to call him fat. I think maybe the fact that he has a very round face makes him look a little chubbier than he is but I saw him in person and he does not look like a fat guy.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fuck off fattie.
@HomerSimpson @The_Penis_Wizard
[–] stoic_shitlord 7 points 25 points 32 points (+32|-7) ago
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is an arrogant, overpraised fat tub of shit.
No clue why the internet is obsessed with this dweeb.
[–] Angusvigerous 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
Le funni black science man
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Astrophysics black guy
[–] PIcasso54 4 points -2 points 2 points (+2|-4) ago
Ben Carson?
[–] [deleted] 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
[–] War_Wombat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I mean, Mechanical Engineering is a much harder degree than most sciences, really I'm not sure there is a degree that qualifies you to talk about climate change...
[–] Swole_is_life 6 points -1 points 5 points (+5|-6) ago (edited ago)
White guilt. He is pretty good at what he does but he's only super famous because he's black.
I am a physicist too and the lengths people go to in order to promote women and minorities are just silly.
To be fair, there are still a lot of sexist, racist old white guys who want to keep it a club for sexist, racist old white guys, but their numbers are dwindling fast and they do not have anywhere near as much influence as people think.
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah a physicist who can't do calories in, calories out. Mad respect for this guy.
[–] EarlPoncho 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
he's not good at what he does. he failed out of UT and then claimed it was because of racism. he's never contributed any research to the scientific community. his tv show cosmos was filled with blatant lies. he's just an articulate dude who is black who has been foisted up by the american progressive left
[–] vagancias 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
He once tweeted that if a physicist wrote a weigh loss book, it'd be one sentence long "eat calories at a lower rate than you burn them".... yet he's fat.
[–] Slyboots 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The sad part is he was a swolebro in his college and young adult years. I guess he just gave up when get older :/
[–] dodecadildo ago
Yep
http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tyson-wrestle.png
Neil, what happened?
[–] Nietzscheese 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Fatty likes his beetus snacks.
[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I follow him and I respect his work, but he's a smallfat and needs to lose a couple of pounds himself
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
No. Just no. He used to look like this. Now he's just a hippocritical fat fuck.
[–] Slyboots 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We lost him to the dark side :(
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hey Neil, why don't you take your own advice?
There's nothing worse than a hypocrite.
Oh wait, there is, a fat hypocrite.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We used to leave out carrots at when I was a kid for the reindeer. We also used to leave out a beer, which was confusing at the time, but now I understand. Welcome to 'Straya.
[–] FatBastardIRL 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
he weighs wayyyyyy too much to be tweeting things like this
[–] BagOdix 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And the hams immediately equate thinner with unhappy. . . . I know this is redundant to say here. . but I really hate fat people.