Archived Finally. Something of quality appears on my Facebook timeline (i.sli.mg)
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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Archived Finally. Something of quality appears on my Facebook timeline (i.sli.mg)
submitted ago by unapologeticshitlord
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[–] Venom7190 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
How can you live when your fupa is so massive that you cant even reach your knees when you're sitting down? At that point you're just fucking dead. No point in living besides looking forward to the next time you stuff your bloated carcass of a body with enough food to feed a small African village. That thing should just roll over and die.
[–] 1madmanamongmany 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It can't roll over I think. Too fat.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Is that thing in the second picture about to dump ranch dressing on a pizza?
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Either that or drink it straight.
[–] Dofu 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Shots shots shots
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So far, it only has some vegetables and some calorie-free liquid foods. It needs something with substance to keep its energy up, and as a reward for being so healthy.
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes.
I personally hate ranch dressing, and what I hate even more is that stores will give ranch dressing an entire aisle.
My hate for Ranch dressing started when my local hot wing places dropped blue cheese and replaced it with ranch. My hate for ranch was finalized when chick fil a dropped blue cheese, now seriously what the hell am I supposed to put on my spicy chicken. It was the only reason I went there.
Along with the fact that I've seen some nice girls get hooked on ranch like it was crack and turn into dumpsters.
[–] Slyboots 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
See Im the opposite, I hate blue cheese it taste like moldy cheese (yes I know that pretty much what it is) but Iooovvveee ranch but I only have ranch like maybe once a month and its for when I eat my wings.
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[–] Retoasting 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I don't feel sorry for either one. Drug addiction and obesity happen because people are idiots and fuck themselves up. Fatties are usually much more disgusting to look at though.
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nice! I imagine the triggers were rampant?
[–] unapologeticshitlord [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Unfortunately, the friend who posted it had very few hams on their friends list. As do I, so posting shitlordy things won't net me sweet whale tears.....
Fuck having hams for friends.