Hello follow shitlords. A bit of background for this story: in Germany a cheap way to travel longer distances are buses. One of the biggest companies has green buses, all in the same style. You are supposed to be fair 15 minutes before the departure to comfortably "check in" and not delay the bus.
Now finally the story I got to witness: we stopped in a city for people to leave and new persons to enter the bus. Right behind us a similar bus did the same. We had a 30 min break and once I left the bus to stretch my legs immediately a cube of meat entered my vision. She (my best guess) was just standing there in front of my bus (devoid of any movement to conserve the precious calories). 5 minutes later the bus behind us left, still nothing. 5 minutes later she pulled out her phone and called her mother: she has missed her bus. It was hilarious! She openly admitted that she was confused by the fact that there were two buses. So instead doing the reasonable thing, that is ask the bus driver where they are headed or read the sign nicely displayed in the front window of the bus, she did nothing.
So, later she called her father telling him the same, again crying and that she won't make it for Christmas and she just heading home. So, she had the choice of moving her fat ass literally 5 meters to get all the information she could possibly need, or miss Christmas. Good choice fatty, good choice ...
PS. Apologies for the poorly written text.