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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

It is giving its family the best gift of all time, the gift of its absence.

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[–] TheBugle23 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

But think of all the great food it missed out on. I bet it went home and wept into an ever emptying gallon of feelings.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm sure the entire family was relieved that the fat would not be there sticking its greasy pudgy fingers in all the food and creating unnecessary fatty drama.

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[–] cabbageroom 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What a lovely heartwarming tale, just in time for Christmas. :)

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[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

LOL for cube of meat-- except it's a cube of fat. It's so stupid the bus for its route could have literally run it over and it would have stood there staring like an idiot or a pylon (I guess fatties are sort of pylon shaped).

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[–] dutchguy7 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm sure it think that it's meat

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can only guess that she was too busy trying to figure out which bus served food and was scanning the perimeter for a menu.

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dumbass can't find another way to travel what's probably at most a couple hundred miles over the course of 1.5 days? Then again, she was too dumb to tell 2 busses apart.

OP: Next time try Blablacar :)

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[–] FatsWhatSheSaid 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The family is now grossly overcatered for.

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[–] shittydrawing 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd love to see shitlording in Germany. It is one of the many things on my bucket list.

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