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[–] Convair990 ago  (edited ago)

Me: Ok kiddies gather round, ye see this cunt here?

Kids: yes mr. Shitlord

Me: do you see how ugly it is, all lumpy, crusty looking, and saggy?

Kids: ewwwwww!

Me: and see the fake whiskers? Thats a result of chronic stupidity, and desperation due to it being so undesireable, so hideous, smelly, useless and annoying, it has to try to emulate a cat, most likely trying to rope some dope into scratching behind its ears thinking its cute. Now kids, how did this abomination against nature, time and space come to be?

Kids: eating too much junk and being a slug!

Boy: she is a doodie head.

Kids: fattie fattie two by four, cant fit through the subway door hahahaha points and laughs

tears up in pride

Me: ok kids! Back to playing on the playground, grab bottles of water first, we'll play for 15 more minutes before going back to class.

Fatty runs off, leaving slime trail.

Wish i couldve done that with the class i helped teach :/ sigh..