Archived I just realized it's about 1.5 weeks until the New Year's resolution crowds hit the gym... (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived I just realized it's about 1.5 weeks until the New Year's resolution crowds hit the gym... (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by statik
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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago (edited ago)
Don't forget the tagged selfies: #gymbunny #workit #fitfam
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] Jizzing_Walrus ago
);-) nice idea. will do as well
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ipuked
[–] blueherring 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I can't wait for the /fit/ comic
[–] Mozeps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh god my mouth is already watering
[–] KJkrunch ago
I hope he makes one. He's been drawing a lot of Steven universe and undertale comics on tumblr lately. I hope he hasn't gone to the dark side.
[–] m314 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"This year's going to be different! 2016 is the year I'm finally going to get in shape!"
The hordes of fatties will mostly be gone by February. It's rare they last more than a couple weeks, when they figure out it takes work and effort.
[–] lefthandpath ago
They will be gone after the third week. Bet on it.
[–] lll------lll 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
They've already started at my gym. Barf. I just keep reminding myself that they subsidize my membership fee.
[–] Mndless 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It is why you make gym memberships a 12-month package at a not entirely unreasonable amount, say $150. That way they can't cancel it.
[–] statik [S] ago
Yeah, I feel like I saw some tonight which is what triggered the realization. I definitely talked about how it's going to suck with a guy I see regularly around some land whales I hadn't seen before.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please please please, let there be one struggling to breathe while wearing a shirt with HAES printed on the front.
[–] statik [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If there is and you don't get a picture of it, I'll hate you forever.
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The only thing stopping me from completing my mission is the potential for uncontrollable laughter & unsteady hands.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
http://i.imgur.com/O5S5WTp.jpg
[–] FuckingEatLess 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I'm so grateful for my home gym.
[–] m314 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Going to a public gym can be fun too. It's good to see other fit people and meet other fit people. You just have to ignore the fatties while they're wasting space there.
There's also the ultra-rare fatty who sticks with it and gets in shape. I've only met a few people like this over my entire adult life.
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Don't worry it won't last long - it never does.