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[–] Edith [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

gas out in under a minute

She'd be out of breath just trying to squeeze past the entrance of the Octagon.

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[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It would be the first TKO by walking to the octagon. Fastest victory in history at -40 seconds!

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[–] Edith [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And after she regains consciousness, she will sue the UFC for discriminating against obeasts by not designing a cage that can accommodate their girth.