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[–] mystic_chihuahua 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
That disgusting beast would gas out in under a minute. Joanna would then be all over it (not literally because ew greasy FUPA germs) with kicks and punches for, hmmmm, around 20 seconds. At this point ham would either die of a heart attack or quit, like it quit living when it allowed itself to get that fat.
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[–] Edith [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She'd be out of breath just trying to squeeze past the entrance of the Octagon.
[–] TessesFupaGouda 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It would be the first TKO by walking to the octagon. Fastest victory in history at -40 seconds!
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
All she would have to do is to kick its knee to make it fall down. The fupatron wont get up.
[–] swohio 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd put money it would take less than 10 seconds.
[–] MahLardy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think we could all take on it, you basically just have to walk at more than 2 miles an hour and this thing would bust a lung and fall back in 10 seconds