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[–] Bunraku 0 points 101 points (+101|-0) ago 

'I've stuck my neck out.'

Out what, the sides of your face?

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[–] Sire 0 points 86 points (+86|-0) ago 

So either she got sued, because fraud, or she got dumped by every "modeling agency".

I hope it's both.

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[–] entitledmoo [S] 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

I'd cream my pants if she got dumped by her agency.

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[–] geese 1 points 73 points (+74|-1) ago 

I don't think its possible to cream your pants while thinking of her.

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I know it's hilarious! We don't even need to do anything except sit back and watch the show!

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[–] LusciousFox 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The cannibalism is going to be something from agar.io

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tess can't hide anywhere except a circus tent and she definitely is not running there.

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[–] TheSouler1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What's funny here is that she can neither run nor hide.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So yeah, you can run and hide...

you can run...

"run"

Hahahahahaha. Oh, the imagination you must have. Upvoat for the lulz.

And I can't even speculate as to where she could actually hide.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And I can't even speculate as to where she could actually hide.

The ocean's a big place. Or she may have enough blubber to survive in Antarctica.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

How many names this bitch need.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

When you're that big, one name is not enough to cover all your lard mass... you have to divide it in regions.

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[–] deuxabuse 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Like zip codes

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[–] IndustrialHarlequin 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

One for each area code a part of her body has due to its surface area.

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[–] HipsterFreak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She's a scammer, so multiple names actually makes sense. When one name gets her into trouble she uses another. Rinse repeat.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She's like Daenerys Targaryen. A lot of fat titles to her name

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't you dare make that comparison! Dany is way cooler!

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

Thank god, her 15 minutes are almost up...

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I think they probably already came and went when she did the People magazine cover. I don't think many people outside of fatpeoplehate and pro-fat activists have ever even heard of her.

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[–] mleczko 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i'd rather hope they about to start... in the court!

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[–] entitledmoo [S] 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HOLY SHIT that's some true no brakes shitlording!!!!!1!11!

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She wants to buy a car dealership and train the staff to be gender neutral and offer a safe space for all special snowflakes. What even. A car dealership of all things?

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

But she's supposed to be the brave one ... helping porkers feel better about themselves and stuff ... what will haes do without her? The stupid fat cow expects others to fight her battles for her ... maybe she's put on more weight again and can't do it by herself.

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[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She was on the verge of being bedbound, maybe that's why she's really removing herself from the spotlight. Maybe the condishuns finally caught up with her.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's possible.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haes is catching up with her, finally.

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[–] BrimstoneBrute 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

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