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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

One of Tess' main arguments is that models give young girls an unrealistic expectation. What Tess does, though, is exactly the same thing. Tess lets people believe that if they get fat, they will have rounded features, smooth skin, no cellulite, distinguishable proportions, no rolls, and no health complications. Now, arguably, anyone who is attracted to the idea of getting fat deserves to fall for it, but I hate hypocrisy so very much and Tess is about the biggest (pun is always intended). Tess uses photoshop probably more than any other model while criticising other models who use it just for a bit of touch up.

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[–] iammeandyouareme 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I wonder if she realizes that she wouldn't even be a model if she wasn't fat because she's got one facial expression and a butter face.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The reason she is a model is because she actually has brilliant genetics which cause her to store very little fat in her face. When she was lighter, she still had a thin face despite being enormous and that's why she got started. As is obvious now, though, she has pushed beyond the limits of that and now grows a new chin every week and it's this that will ruin her modelling career. That's assuming the fat doesn't kill her first.

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[–] CalicoDan 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I think she's all butter mate.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Butter face" means "gorgeous body but her face is ugly" where I'm from.

So Tess is more of a butter everything.

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[–] KingMortales 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Butter face implies the rest of her looks good. Without a pretty face, she's just an ugly fat chick.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

she wants to look like a fat cartoon.

Which is the only realistic image that she is projecting as a dumpster.

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Speaking of cartoons, what are the stupid faces that it has fattoed on the ham hocks it calls arms?

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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tess, putting the hippo in hypocrite. At least until she dies, choking on shipped muffins.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She is just exploiting stupid Americans for being stupid. Someone is funding her because no one that fat can be that smart. She is making millions while wearing a feedbag. That is the future of the United States. If your female there is no reason you should weigh over 140 regardless of height. Fuck you all, I'm going back to drinking myself to death.

Qualifier BMI 21, Male 40 5"11 145lbs

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[–] tucket1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She is just exploiting stupid Americans for being stupid.

Well, isn't that kind of a good thing, though? I mean, she can only exploit other fats, because no human really gives a shit about her. I'm pretty sure no human ever bought her t-shirt or whatever else she's selling. Fats scamming and using other, even stupider fats - I see no harm done here, really. Let them fight among themselves, it will be easier to finish off whomever wins.

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[–] Ebonyshitlady 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That depends regarding weight. My mother was a sprinter in her day and weighed 160ish lbs at 5'11. Pretty much all leg muscle

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Which one is the unshopped version? ...I can't tell, and they both look disgusting.

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[–] captbrogers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The one on the left. Cellulite is very noticeable, arm is wider, rolls on the stomach. Now if you don't mind, I need to go bleach my eyes.

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[–] marquise 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lol. Touche.

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[–] hahawaitwhat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

FFS, plenty of women who are at a healthy weight have cellulite/stretch marks, especially if they are older or don't work out a lot. What they don't have is those disgusting rolls or the smells & health problems that come with them. But no, let's get all self-conscious and sneaky about the non-issues, instead.

Tess is a blob of toxic waste and needs to be put down before it does any more harm.

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[–] YouAintJustTubby 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They wouldn't be able to shove a needle into that fat arm to put her down, unfortunately.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

LOL They shopped out an entire roll!

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[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

an entire roll

I think it was more than one

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

and a chin

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[–] Syouken 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

is it just me or do this mayo dumpster's "boobs" curve? e.e

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[–] wmeth 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

No, you're right. It's like they are so fat that they droop and sag down over it's gunt.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

it's disturbing e.e

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[–] Nukem 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haha they are just fat folds that flopped over. Nasty.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

still creepy e.e

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Accept your natural body", said the unnaturally fat piece of shit who also distributes unnaturally doctored images. And the world suddenly felt a great desire to implode itself just to rid the universe of her. Unfortunately for the universe, the world did not implode that day. But there's always hope.

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[–] StarlordOfAfrica 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Accept your natural body" But there ain't nothin' natural about being the size of a football field.

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[–] MorbidlyObese 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Tess Dumpster is truly one of the most repulsive human beings I have ever seen! Besides being a 400 pound behemoth, she steals from her delusional followers, is a cunt to people who have to work with her, and lives in this narcissistic world where she is the center of the universe! There are two or three people in the grotesque "Fat Acceptance" movement that make me physically ill, and Tess Dumpster is right up there with Ragen Fatstain!!!

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