Archived A bit of holiday shitlording from a local bbq joint: (i.sli.mg)
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Archived A bit of holiday shitlording from a local bbq joint: (i.sli.mg)
submitted ago by miss_ann_thrope
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[–] CherryLime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
People gain weight during the holidays. Shitlords only gain like three pounds, then they lose it. Hams gain like 10 and never lose it.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ugh. People keep giving me chocolate. I don't even like chocolate but it's there and I'm eating it! Trying to adjust my macros for it but who am I kidding. I won't be surprised if I gain a pound or two but I'm a body builder so I know I have it in me to get rid of it. I'm not worried whatsoever. I'm bulking guys! lol
[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a different mindset too, it's a time when indulgent food is there, eat it if you want. Not eat everything you possibly can find
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love to eat the holiday food - on Thanksgiving and Christmas. These corn syrup calamities think they're supposed to eat that way for 3 months straight! It's no big deal to just cut calories the rest of the week leading up to the holiday, and no shitlord is going to have the distended stomach to fill up their plate 5 times.
[–] hypercat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Or lose weight because your family is across the country, your shit roommate is a piece of shit and you don't want to leave your room so you live off cheese its and whiskey for 2 weeks. Not to mention your lack of sleep because said shit roommate thought it would be great to get a hound dog that cries all day long which he leaves alone for 10 hours a day. I am looking forward to a real meal on christmas because the bar serves food for lonely people.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm obviously in a different culture to the mainstream. The holidays don't represent any sort of gain or binging for me. I'm actually cutting over the holidays. All Christmas is is a regular lunch with relatives and that's it. I don't see why it needs to be an all day food fest.
[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Eh, to me it's a time when I get to see my family because we are all spread out. I feel that an all-day food fest with decadent treats is just that, a once-a-year, maybe twice-a-year if you do thanksgiving, time to indulge with your closest people. Even if you go overboard completely just once a year, it's not going to make you fat. It's in perfect moderation to have a ginormous feast one or two times a year.
For normal humans who eat ~2000 calories a day, even if you ate twice as much food as you normally would for 4 days, you'd only gain a little over 2 pounds with 8000 excess calories. Hammies who eat ~4000 a day and are already gaining weight with that then double down for 2 weeks because "teehee it's the holidays" and pack on 56000 calories for 16 pounds.
I think it's also totally cool to not celebrate a very big holiday with binging if that's not your thing. Just trying to offer a perspective as to why humans could even binge.
[–] miss_ann_thrope [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think the "helladays" are a gigantic pain in the ass, I don't really celebrate them, and I certainly don't gain any weight.
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I genuinely hate them, too, but it makes my family happy.
[–] LittleBittz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So great to see that things like this are out there publically. The pig shape is the best part.
[–] Doreen-Lou 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For humans it's eat, drink, and be merry. For hams it's consume for joy.
[–] smelly_farts ago
Everything in moderation - especially moderation. Hell, I probably pig out once a month. I'll go to my favorite buffet or all-you-can-eat sushi joint and I'll really eat. Gain 2-3 pounds and feel full for two days straight after that. Thing is, that it's not a life sentence. After that, the craving is gone and I can lose it back in the next week. Food is a budget, not an addiction.