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[–] fupatronic 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Here's what you do:
Go rent a track hoe immediately. Start digging around your house. Try to get as deep as you possibly can. You have a couple options:
You're just in the middle of some civil work on your property (new septic system or sewer or something). They just decided to come at a very inopportune time. And the fictional contractor who's doing the work is out of town until January. Don't do major home improvements via Groupon, amirite?
You can probably do this in three weeks.