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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 92 points (+92|-0) ago 

Not only can you wear heels to your wedding, you can ... wear heels.

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[–] vellamo_rinne 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Shit....she's going to be alive long enough to HAVE a wedding

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[–] Skyote 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not to mention no one will ever date let alone marry a fat cow with a bad attitude.

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[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She's not going to be alive long enough to find a man who even loves her lmao she sounds like a huge bitch. Which you can get away with if you're super hot, but she's walking adipose, so...

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah like what? She's not going to wear 5" heels to her wedding

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[–] Llibby 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Which are much better than hooves.

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[–] icantstopeatingpizza 1 points 46 points (+47|-1) ago 

Their obsession with tall men is so by comparison, they look smaller. It's to make sure that the tall men are perpetually looking down at them, which is the angle they all want to be perceived (hence all those profile pic angles)...

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[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

In the case of fat people, everybody looks down on them.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I see whatcha did there! Made me lol actually.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

More like they're perpetually ignored and so they have no realistic concepts of attraction and beauty. When your only source of what's beautiful is other tumblrina legbeards, you're going to end up thinking weird-ass shit.

The whole "I'm just waiting for the right guy" lie begets this attitude.

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I was sitting next to a fat person in a car. We're around the same height standing up, but sitting down, she is much higher than me for this reason.

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[–] joeystals 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Had a fat acquaintance, she was obsessed with tall dudes. Didn't matter what they looked like, as long as they were in someway bigger than her.

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[–] mielikki 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bloody hell, I'm seething.

These fucking fat wankers always try to find something bad to say about people hoping that it might distract others from noticing how flawed themselves are for a 10 second period. Pissy kindergarten mindset.

They're envious of normal people so they use every opportunity they have to find a way to put them down.

  1. It's blatantly jealous of you. So it's trying to make others think that your standards are lower than it's, attempting to make you drop ranks in the social order. Fucking delusional boar.

  2. By claiming that it wouldn't be interested in the mate you chose, it's attempting a jab at you, not your boyfriend in particular. Again, jealousy and envy fueling the ham.

  3. By claiming that it has higher standards, it's hoping that others will think it's lack of romantic partners is due to it having high standards, not because no one in their right mind would be interested in shagging a tub of lard.

  4. I'm 100% positive that it would be stalking and harassing your boyfriend under different circumstances. Hell, it might start trying to contact him even under these circumstances. Due to lack of self-love, hams need constant validation. And what better way to shit on others and feel entitled than garnering interest from males with hotter partners?

PS: Both the husband and I are 5'7" and I've heard many comments regarding the height of the man I've decided to spend my life with. Usually coming from those who have the waist circumference of a ferris wheel, mind you.

One of the perks of being Scottish is that you can answer them in the most offensive way "Piss off will you, you superficial fat cunt." and people won't get mad due to your accent, but the sentiment lingers.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well said. Feck em.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Lol was gonna say the same thing. I feel like I am stalking you tonight @32DDbitches. I swear I'm not. hides in bush By the way, your living room furniture looks great from the porch... :)

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It would be less disgusting and dirty to shag an actual bucket of lard compared to a mayo sucking ham gendered shit bag.

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[–] Black_Jesus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

tbh i love these comments. im interested in a woman who is on the tall side. i might only be an inch taller than her. and sometimes the height thing bothered me. keep in mind im not short by any measure, she's just tall.

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[–] mielikki 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A little snippet of information from the female POV.

When we first started dating I was worried that he would be worried about our respective heights. It wasn't that he was too short for me, it was that maybe he thought I was too tall for him. Probably similar to your trail of thoughts.

Something along the lines of "It's not a problem, but what if she thinks it's a problem?" Right?

I got over my worries after a conversation about high heels. I threw the bait by stating that I would become gargantuan if I wore heels and his response was "I think it's awesome, it'll be like walking around with a runway model on my arm." The case was closed right there and then.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes tall women are awesome!

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[–] ValkyrieHerja 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Do not let it bother you, own it. Your issues with it will likely bother her far more than your height might!

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[–] Seeker74 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My wife is exactly the same height as me when we are both barefoot. It can be a problem cause she always looks taller than me in heels and we just don't look right together in pictures because of it, so it's a real thing, but it's honestly not something I ever think much about except when pictures are being taken it when we have to wear formals.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

My SO is 5'8 too and its never bothered me. I'm 5'6 so I am actually taller than him in some of my heels, which I find pretty cool honestly. And if he's got everything you want who cares if he's "short"?

I like how fatties always have to insult other people without provocation though. Who just insults someone's boyfriend like that? No one decent.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Seriously this. I'm 6' and live in an area with many asians and quite a few short guys get so upset about their height. In reality their shitty attitude about height is the worst part of it all. Unless you're really down there (5'4") height is just a minor concern tbh

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Right? It's basically don't be fat, have a good personality, have a job, a degree would be nice? Ok let's see what we can do. Maybe my standards are too low? Lol height doesn't even come into it.

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[–] sweepy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ditto for me and my bf - we are exactly those heights. I don't get the tall-men-only rule because physical attraction is about the entire appearance, surely? Also, as one of my campiest friends likes to proclaim: everyone is the same height in bed.

In all seriousness though, I do find it easier personally to relate to people around my height (and weight LOL) - perhaps because those people are literally on/around 'my level'.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

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[–] Leelem0n 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Tall men weigh more, so they're more likely to weigh more than the obeast.

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[–] gdddg 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Oh wow that's true. I've noticed that for some reason for many a woman eating more than or weighing more than her BF is crossing some line. I mean it doesn't matter how fat they are or how much they eat, in their heads its OK as long as it's less than their SO.

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[–] tangemann 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup, im 6'7 and 200lbs (bmi of 22,5 so fuck off homer)

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[–] harrison_burgeron [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

@Leelem0n graced my post! Honestly my ex was 6' and ~180 lbs, fatty would have to reach really high up on the height spectrum to score someone who weighed more. Like, professional basketball player or Guinness World Record Holder.

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[–] Datawych 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit, that's probably 100% accurate.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"That's 5'8" taller than your boyfriend, if you know what I'm saying"

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[–] Melbourne43 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nice, like it.

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[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hahaha, "Oh, how tall is your boyfriend?"

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[–] Melbourne43 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Great comeback. I wouldn't have thought of it quick enough in real time though. Can never go wrong by just looking at a fat's guts and making a quizzical, disgusted expression. Always my goto reaction in any fat interaction.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Better be short and fit than be as wide as you're tall (or short in the fatty's case). I'm a 5'7" guy, my wife is over 5'11", she wears heels if she wants and neither one of us gives a fuck. We look shitlordly and good together and if a lardass ever says something like that to either of us we'd just laugh on its fat face.

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