Archived Hambeast gets brutally shut down by shitlord on OkCupid. (imgur.com)
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Archived Hambeast gets brutally shut down by shitlord on OkCupid. (imgur.com)
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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
Ah yes, the "experiment" excuse, so that this sow could seem a.) intelligent and b.) like she is removed from the situation at hand, trying to appear as if she doesn't care when in fact, she will most likely cry herself to sleep after reading your replies. Also, her stupid quip about your friend made me want to smack her. She's just jealous that she has to catfish men in order to get fucked. Nobody appreciates a garbage bag filled with old cottage cheese, otherwise known as her body.
What is it with these dumb fat cows? They use a big word here and there, throw in the word "problematic" and we are supposed to think they are smart? Yea that's not how this works. Not to mention she saw one pic of you and was able to spot you in public, but yet tonnnnnsss of men message her wanting to fuck her, right? Sure. I also think it is interesting that they tell you what is wrong with you, even though they cannot take any constructive criticism themselves, and to top it all off they expect you to turn around and be like "Oh em gee, you know what?! That speech of yours really opened my eyes. How about we talk about the error of my ways over a cup of coffee sometime?" This isn't a fucking "romcom" you stupid bitch, that never happens (to the fatty) in real life.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
That word problematic again. I do not believe I have ever heard a non-fatty use this word.
[–] pm_me_5bucks 2 points 14 points 16 points (+16|-2) ago
Feminists use it for everything. And I mean they literally claim that everything in existence is problematic.
[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I use it when criticizing shoddy story structure.
[–] Sops 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It was popularized in tumblr SJW circles, but I guess fatties have kind of taken over tumblr. Obeasts just consume everything.
[–] Kobayashi_goes_poop 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I fucking hate that word. It means absolutely nothing and is indicative of weak, vague thinking.
When I'm elected President, I will outlaw use of that word.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Experiment excuse... Seriously who makes multiple profiles?
The "I recognized you" part was super creepy.
[–] cynoclast 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I actually did that for a while. One of me being a normal dude, another with shirtless selfies.
Guess which one got me laid more?
[–] TheTundraTerror 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"It's a prank, bro!"