Posted by: CherryLime
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[–] wmeth 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You ever been to a baseball game? You know that massive tarp that covers the entire field? Yeah, that.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Found the groom, beaming with pride.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lol his face looks like a haloween mask
[–] wallstreets 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
do.. do you think it can breathe?
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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
But where will the woodland critters living in her massive folds go?
[–] my_wet_vagina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Goddammit I love this dress but hate her. I want to see it in a normal size. I love that oldish lace/sleeves wedding dress look. So much different than all the goddamn sleeveless sweetheart necklines every basic bitch has these days.
But of course, this ham is ruining it for me.
[–] Moonshine_Sonata ago
At least it looks more like a shrug thrown on than actual sleeves.
[–] Skip_Around ago
Just wear something like it and fitshion vs fatshion her lard butt.
[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago (edited ago)
You're right! It's such a shapeless fat lump itself that it makes the dress look shapeless and generic as well- but if you look really closely you can still distill some hint of intended shape. I'd hate to be the designer of this dress, and seeing it on such a monster...
[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is the fattest face that I have seen in weeks. I bet she could stretch her mouth around an small gazelle like one of those anacondas.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think, if you will look closely, you'll find that it's actually a table cloth from those big, long buffet tables. She must have just finished clearing one off and taken the table cloth as a trophy.
[–] NihilOne 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm sure the groom is oh so proud he bagged an obeast. I'm sure there was a lot of competition. Ah, who'd kidding who, he's probably an obeast, too, or a feeder.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers ago
FFS, why do men wife these creatures UP????