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[–] FattyHater 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She probably blows the whistle all the time because she uses the third wave feminist (or fourth wave or whatever fucking wave we're supposedly on now) definition of rape: A man makes eye contact with you? RAPE!!!! Someone accidentally brushed up against you in a crowded public area? RAPE!!!! The male cashier said "have a nice day"? THATS RAAAAAAAPPPEEEE!!!!!!

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Dustiest. Whistle. Ever.

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[–] SnackTheRipper 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I imagine it to look something like this.

 

http://www.imgshark.org/images/il_570xN.490374873_oz2w.jpg

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[–] YallJusRaycis 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Perhaps the female whales tend to be more obsessed with rape because they are more obsessed with sex in general, not being able to get any, and that kind of spills over. Also, feminism causes obesity and rape obsession as well and so there is a common factor.

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[–] Red_August 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Minor correction "...not being able to get any..." ...from the men they wish they could have. Let us not forget the hordes of thirsty pathetic men out there.

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[–] SnackTheRipper 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Clearly it means a whistle that it, itself blows, while raping things...

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

while raping eating things...

FTFY

The whistle never stops blowing.

Wait. If it's constantly eating... and the whistle is still blowing... the whistle can't be at its mouth.

What other areas of the body expel air?

...

oh no... oh no... nonononononono.

vomit

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[–] ThirteenthZodiac 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

You have only yourself to blame for that train of thought!

But now I blame you, while I also vomit!

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[–] queenoftheFUPAs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I get the joke, but at the same time I don't like the whole attractive people = potential rape victims thing.

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[–] totalitarianism 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Right. I don't get why we can't make fun of fatties without insulting real rape victims. Children get raped. Nuns get raped. Men get raped. Let's not insult them, too.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I really don't think that was the spirit in which OP posted. I could be wrong, but I'd like to think that's not the case this time. Fatness is the only thing we come here to mock. Of course, there are a few bigots and sexist asshats lurking about. That's what downvoats are for. Please, if you have doubts/dislike the general feel, by all means, downvoat away.

BTW, I completely agree that the way someone looks does not make them less or more of a potential victim in the eyes of an individual intent upon rape. It's an opportunistic thing, really.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The joke is that no individual in their right mind would want to fuck that thing, rape or consentually. The image is using a sexual context to mock her fatness.

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[–] Phuck_Reddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Anyone who looks like that and gets rape would probably brag about it on facebook. "OMG, I was raped by this ripped guy!"

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[–] hnasiet 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Fat and feminist, the 2 no-go for any man, no rape but no consensual sex either.

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[–] draaaak 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Whenever I see/hear the term "rape whistle" used I always visualize a woman whistling like she's calling a dog and saying "Raa-aappe. Come here rape!"

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