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[–] feedmemorescrubs 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

That's not running. That's not even walking. That's waddling. You're waddling.

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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There is a duck in the lake behind my house and he unfortunately has a broken leg. He still waddles faster than him

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My kids (both under 10) did a 5k walk a few weeks ago under 50 minutes, They'd sprint for fun a little bit here and there, but most of it was actually walked, unlike this planet.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Another example of how the fitness community is usually really supportive. Also, I could walk 5K a lot quicker than that lol.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

6.5 km/h is the average walking speed for fit people at a brisk pace. Walking it quickly I'd say should take 45 minutes at most.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My 1 year old niece can CRAWL through this 5k faster than this obeast can run.

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[–] mayhien 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably with milk and nappy breaks in between as well.

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[–] RollCakeTroll 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I doubt it's the fitness community and more like whales trying to use him as an excuse of "see how you can be fat and healthy?!"

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[–] puddingkip 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Lololol. Last Tuesday at roughly 6 am I walked 5 k in an hour and a half. Whilst absolutely shit faced. I even had to take several breaks to throw up. Nice run time, fatty

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[–] sensedontmake 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

An article about walking 5k.....talk about low standards.

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[–] CISConservativeScum 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Waddling*

You can walk 5 k in less than an hour easily.

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[–] Twink_Ass_Bitch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was scrolling quickly and saw "finishes 5k in 1:27" and I thought impossible.... that's like literally faster than the highway. Then I saw "Deathfat"... and realized that was an hour 37... I didn't know you could to use hours when timing a 5k...

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[–] Somali 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's my 5k time with an anvil chained to my balls

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[–] Volcris 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

anvils weigh between 75 and 500 pounds. If an average anvil is around 200 pounds, you could throw that thing in a backpack and still be dragging around less weight than this guy.

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[–] Sire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

His ultimate goal is to weigh 400 pounds

Pathetic.

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[–] cbrooker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love running but stuff like this is really ruining races. It's no longer about competition or running, it's about bragging that you waddled a 5k. OMG, look how healthy I am.

The last 10k I was at there were tons of fatasses praising each other for showing up and walking. The goal shouldn't be to just finish by any means or time necessary. Fuck you.

1:27 is a pathetic 10k time, let along a 5k. This should get no attention. Fuck this.

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