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[–] tucket1 0 points 110 points (+110|-0) ago 

  • I would date you if you lost weight. - WOW JUST WOW you're such a fatphobic bigot! Oppreshun!
  • I will date you, but I'm a bit fat myself. - WOW these gross guys think they have a better chance with someone like me, keep walking lardass!
  • I will date you because I specifically like fat women - Get out of my blog you fetishist perv! My body is not a sexual object! Rape culture!
  • ...Gee, I wonder why no one wants to date me, men are dogs who are only after the unattainable beauty standards and can't handle real wimmyns.

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Nailed it.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Spot on.

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[–] FATCAMP 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

on fleek. Keep it lit! okay, im out of generic twitter sayings

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

See also: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

Well, tumblrina, that's what you get when you're rich, handsome and famous. If a man ticks all the boxes he's at a level where he can pull a chick who also ticks all the boxes. Why the fuck would the Justin Timberlakes or Chris Hemsworths of the world choose a hambeast when he can get a hottie. It doesn't matter what other positive traits you have, there will always be someone who is everything you are plus hot as fuck.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

To be fair, I don't recall ever meeting a fattie that I'd date even if they managed to lose weight. They always seem to have some underlying issues that vastly outweighteehee their fatness.

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

This might be sexist of me to say this (especially as a woman) but I feel like this is vastly more true to women. Women have so many ungodly pressures to be beautiful and perfect in every aspect (body, hair, makeup, clothing, shoes, purses, the "beauticians" at sephora keep telling me to try drawing on my eyebrows for crying out loud), the kind of woman that lets herself go has to be functionally retarded. But men? Men can be fat and still be successful and taken seriously, have good jobs, and given that statistically and historically men are more likely to let themselves go with age (beer bellies mostly), it's almost acceptable (gag).

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[–] the_devils_lettuce 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

^This all the way. Somewhere out there is a hot lady who also has a "great personality", in fact a ham is very unlikely to have what they like to call a "great personality." (Who is a reliable judge of their own personality anyway?). I hate fat people and if there were no women but fat women, I'd become a monk.

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[–] advicedog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Came here to make sure this was said - well put. I know from experience that there are genuinely awesome people who are also incredibly physically attractive. I sleep next to one at night.

Fatties give us a false choice: Super hot and fit OR good/nice/cool person

You can have both.

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[–] Melbourne43 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Hugh Jackman's wife Pierce Brosnan's wife

My theory is that these women are beards.

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[–] ForgotMyName 1 point 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

:'( Seriously? Hugh Jackman? The Huge Jackedman? Wtf? Please tell me they're in an open relationship or that she's actually his dying mom's nurse or... I don't know, just something. This is too sad.

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[–] Vermality 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

They met a long time ago and I think she was alright back then but has since let it go. Which is fucked, you have the hottest guy in the world who is ripped af and you think you can let yourself go? That is selfish as fuck

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

His expression reveals how he feels about this.

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Hugh Jackman's maybe. Brosnan's wife checked out of the relationship (looks wise) a long time ago, but she was slim when he married her. Sad.

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[–] wrappedinblue 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

She was so pretty, why the fuck would she throw that away for the taste of food?!

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[–] twitch1982 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

He, hasn't really kept himself in Bond shape either.

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[–] Twink_Ass_Bitch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I really want Hugh Jackman's wife to be a beard......

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Based on your username, I believe you.

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[–] NihilOne 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow, I feel really bad for Brosnan. He should so be upgrading from that.

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[–] shitlordAnthrax 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"People don't think I am sexy #Fatphobia". How does that even work? I don't have a girlfriend, am I allowed to say that its phobia versus me? Thinphobia? Glassesphobia? How do these people think that makes sense?

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What kind of oppreshun can you claim to suffer? Since you're a male, and I'm assuming cis straight, your only possible way out is being disabled and claiming capacitism. I'm sorry, but, in the Olympics of Oppreshun, you're bound to score very few points.

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[–] Umrtvovacz 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

He can alway claim he is transgender and homosexual. So he is still into women like now, but he scores way higher on the oppression meter. You can always conjure an ancestor who is an asian/arab/jew/native american or even black, insert them down into your family tree so nobody can trace them anymore, and voilà, more oppression points!

You can then say you are an otherkin with headmates and go really deep into that rabbit hole, but that's just farming more points that you don't need. Just being transgender or non-hetero gives you enough points to overcome your whiteness.

God I hate the "Progressive Stack" logic, and I am fucking gay!

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[–] blue5car 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This must be the famous inner beauty they keep reminding us abou.

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[–] conformity 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Non reddit/imgur-link: https://i.sli.mg/kCZoe0.png

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This is the oddest post I've seen a fat make. Literally. They're coming up with the most absurd, outlandish shit, and it's "pissing her off"?

I'm going to Google which celebrities eat my preferred brand of eggs. If they don't eat the one I like, it's going to start pissing me off!!!!!!

Fats literally parody themselves. Constantly.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Self-aggravation followed by extreme victim complex

lol these fat fucks are so predictable.

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