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[–] joshy83 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
My step sister posted to Facebook the other day : "Well ripped my last pair of jeans. Now all I have is 2 pairs of sweatpants and 2 pairs of leggings."
My husband asked me if this is how fat people transition to sweatpants. I guess it is. I'm sure active wear will be her next fashion choice.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
For the life of me I will never understand how hams manage to rip jeans. They're practically indestructible.
[–] CarbonsAnniversary 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Friction...lots of friction.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They don't rip so much as grind away. Their thighs rub together 100% of the time. Denim grinding against denim wears the crotch out. That's where it rips.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've worn out old jeans at the knees enough to where they rip. I also have short legs, so if I don't alter or cuff the jeans and they drag, I get rips at the seams near my feet.
But that's a lot of wear and tear before that happens. Unless it's a pair of jeans I wear all the time or don't want to give away after a few years, I usually replace them before it gets to this point anyway.
They must just be wearing jeans they no longer fit and damaging them that way.
[–] the_devils_lettuce 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I've destroyed jeans pretty easily...working construction, hunting, and similar activities...activities that hams are too fat to engage in.
[–] 3487264? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
zing!
[–] Lilina ago
How fat is this pants destroyer?
[–] joshy83 ago
5 ft 225 lbs (but I'm pretty sure she's underestimating that)