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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's the female version of "if I'm nice to this girl maybe she'll bang me"
Expectation: " having a fit boyfriend"
Reality: "living alone with only your cats for company until the Beetus takes you at the age of 40"
[–] leavethebag ago
That actually makes sense.