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[–] PinballWizard 0 points 99 points (+99|-0) ago 

I don't think those subtitles are accurate... I didn't see one mention of Solo or the wookiee...

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

To be fair, we seem to have lost the ability to produce protocol droids, so there wasn't really anyone else around who spoke Huttese.

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is Mrs. Hutt. Note the false eyelashes.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's Mrs Pizza the Hutt... Mr Pizza the Hutt did not eat himself to death... This gelatinous mountain of goo did... /Spaceballs //Hail President Scroob!!!

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[–] Degnanigans 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're English subtitles, not close captioning.

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[–] uberdoober 1 point 80 points (+81|-1) ago  (edited ago)

How fucking hard are you failing at life when you are bragging on TV about being able to sit up unassisted? I hope this butter beast has died since this show was filmed.

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[–] salad_monger 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Hell yeah, HAES!

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[–] uberdoober 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

And ever since the world has smelled just a little bit better.

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[–] 3457848? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I love a happy ending.

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[–] 3457497? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"By the age of 12, Williams was already in the category of super-morbid obesity, which refers to a body mass index over 50. She married at 15 years old, and became a mother at age 16. After a car crash in 2003 she became unable to walk, and added another 420 lb to her then 460 lb frame inside 4 years" There were so many fucked up things about that blob.

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[–] RedditRunaway 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Don't forget she does use the bed assist features, just not other humans to sit up...

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good thing for that bed, a human would injure their back trying to lift it.

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[–] Marctetr 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Correction, she thinks being pushed up by a bed's electric motor is an accomplishment.

I mean, it is an accomplishment, but only on the bed's part.

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[–] Lean_gains_Shitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She was bedridden and ate large amounts of food. Williams' daughter attests that both before and after her accident, it was a common occurrence for Williams to keep eating until her stomach hurt, with reports of her eating up to eight burgers at a time

Oh look, this contradicts what she says about fat people not eating a lot. Anyone surprised?

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[–] sensedontmake 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

She is bringing sexy back with that narrow waist, thats for sure

I also treasure the part where she says "I can even can brush my own hair", as if that should be considered an achivement.

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wiki says she was was bedridden and ate large amounts of food. Why didn't the zookeepers just stop bringing it offerings? What would she have done if they only brought her oatmeal and lettuce? They are just as culpable (unless they meant to have her eat herself to death...hmmmm...)

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[–] Sops 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I assume they feared being fed to the rancor.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Probably that second one. After a certain point, the people in its life must have gone, "Fuck it; let's just hope it's over quick."

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[–] NeitherMedianNorMode 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You don't even need the oatmeal and lettuce. Seriously. Just a daily multivitamin and as much plain water as it wants. The trouble starts when it regains mobility. It will be mad.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't get that either. I mean, you have medical doctors telling you death is imminent.

Surely that should overcome whatever fucked up sense of guilt you're experiencing from denying her what she wants.

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[–] Sops 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Just think of how little she can do for herself that brushing her own hair sounds like something worth mentioning, then think her state of living is entirely self inflicted and controllable.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

"I can sit up unassisted" congrats you have the skills of a 1 year old

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[–] Sops 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

...with only the help of the motorized bed

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[–] vuke69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well yeah, that's one of the features of the bed!

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[–] dentemm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You seem to seriously underestimate that bed!

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[–] mleczko 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

9 months old

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[–] whyamihere 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Shit, my 9 month old niece is walking! Barely, but still!

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

1 year old? My lil' sis started sitting up at 6 months.

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was trying not to overshoot it then get proven wrong about it

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[–] salad_monger 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is wearing clothes.

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[–] FatMcLard 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If anyone's wondering she's been dead for at least a year

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

She died in 2007, almost a decade ago. From a heart attack which is by far super shocking since she was "healthy"

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[–] Sops 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Clearly she had a genetic predisposition to having heart attacks in her 20s.

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[–] acidic_milkmotel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Came here to say this. She ded.

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[–] jonasbrotherfan69 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Omg 2007 was almost a decade ago

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[–] Melbourne43 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Her BMI may even be in the normal range by now.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

So it left its daughter to raise herself, and committed suicide via food. That's so brave! She was so fierce and inspirational! /s Ffs, I bet taxpayers's $ was used to buy her food and asswipes. What a disgrace.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How do these people shit, anyway? Bedpans? It must be horrific because a lot of food translates to a lot of feces.

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[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My favorite comment from that video.

Died, aged 29, killed by Japanese Whalers for Medicines and Soups.

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[–] bisteot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Omg, she gets out of breath just by talking.

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