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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'll click 'like' if it comes with removable feet and a rag on a stick.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also an odor that is embedded in the plastic so no matter how much you try to wash it, somehow it always smells like shit.
[–] SteeGlaise ago
nice.
[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Let's see...Barbie has been president, a business woman, athletes of various types, numerous other respectable professions....but no...no way should girls look up to her.
[–] birds_sing 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Should they continue making Barbie dolls the same way they've always made them?" (Listen to rant. Write down every reason like, it's an unrealistic body type that promotes eating disorders, etc, etc.)
"Should they make these realistic Barbies?" (Repeat their rant back to them switching the words anorexic with obese.)
[–] UselessGarbageSack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Even if they did manufacture these, I don't even think they would sell. Why would a little girl want an ugly Barbie? Children know that fats are trash.
[–] SteeGlaise 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But you could have barbie parties, and she wouldn't get invited. You could hide her in a shoe box or something, and the other girls and ken could be giggling and playing some grabasstitties game and laughing about her, and they could keep looking into the box and running away and giggling. I think this would sell very well. I'd buy a shitload and throw them out the window at fat fucks. I think this is awesome. :)
[–] In_the_making ago
I doubt this will ever happen. It's more material, too. Then they'll be screaming for a reason they're $40. Um do you want your doll to pop open?
[–] smelly_farts ago
This should be a thing. You are disgusting and your toys should be disgusting too.