Posted by: fattieboom
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[–] fattieboom [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
So this fatty in line at the bank, seeing that the two tellers were busy counting their drawers, walks up and tells them that she just needs a money order. Making one stop what he is doing just to help her. What an entitled slob.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
bumble beetus.
[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hmm. Charlie Brown had a sex change.
I had my money on Peppermint Patty, to be honest.
[–] KJkrunch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's not a bee. It's an Obee.
[–] TruncalAdiposity ago
My sides......
[–] KJkrunch ago
:p I actually kind of stole this joke from an old post a loooong time ago. I think someone back from the reddit days made a post saying "don't be an obee!"
[–] TheTruf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's some fucking fat queen bee.
[–] tableflipper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that thing were an actual queen bee, it wouldn't even have its own hive because no male bee would want to fuck that.
[–] Rimfakse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think fatties' fashion trick is to buy the most horrible and mismatched outfits they come across, to draw normal people's attention away from their disgusting bodies
[–] PinballWizard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She'd better try harder, then... horizontal stripes are not her friend.
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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If that thing was made from bumblebees, then we know the cause of colony collapse.