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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

Dude, there is nothing hidden. You're a pigfucker, and the clit is lost in adipose tissue. How do you resolve this issue you ask? Stop fucking pigs.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The way he talks himself up definitely squeals "fatty".

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There is no penetration past the adipose. There is only oral.

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[–] Drop_the_Genetics 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago 

"Her pubic mound is pretty big" is the nastiest phrase I've ever read.

BLEHHHHHHH

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[–] AsianMetabolism [S] 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

I'm a fan of "I've been able to push everything back". It doesn't contain any explicit words, but that mental image eugghhh...

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[–] technician90 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I can't imagine that an area like that is cleaned well or often

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[–] Drop_the_Genetics 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"A woman pooping out of her boobs is not good imagery!"

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[–] PeopleOrderOurPoop 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My reaction was just

Stop... STOP.

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[–] Lucky-Star03 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This whole post nearly made me upchuck my lunch.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

"Heavier side"

Ugh, I'm starting to really hate this expression, as if they're trying to mitigate just how immense they really are.

Heavier than what, fatass? A dump truck? An aircraft carrier?

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Person who needs to loose 4-5 kg is little on the heavier side. Person needing to lose 40-50 kg is a butter ball.

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[–] lackscompassion 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Why did he have to describe it as "yummy". I think I might know what it is like to be triggered now.

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[–] eatbeasthater 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm fairly certain "yummy" is a term only fat fucks use. That, and mothers/fathers talking like children to their young children.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to see posts on Facebook from an animal shelter and whenever there was a new pup to be adopted there was always some sort of fucked up adjective. Scrummy, yummy, scrumptious, delicious. It was so fucken disturbing. I don't want to eat that dog!

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[–] hypercat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yup. I feel really gross from reading that. Like I can just imagine he is a gross neck bead, fedora wearing, acne laden, fuck, who thinks he's gods gift to women. Ughhh. Shiver.

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Oh my god I bet she can't even clean out all of the yeasty folds properly and it's got tide rings from her last period still in here (I am so fucking sorry)

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[–] leweb 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I thought I was already grossed out. I was wrong.

Excuse me while I go puke my asshole out of my mouth.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I both love you and hate you for this. I am pretty OK with blocking mental imagery, but if I wanted to be bulimic, this comment would be all I need.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your words should inspire weight loss.

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[–] Sire 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...

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[–] AsianMetabolism [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Right? That's exactly what I thought!

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[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At the same time I love this subverse so much, keep the comic relief coming boys!

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[–] totalitarianism 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever fucking read. More gross than the stories of pigs trying to wipe themselves with a stick. It's just fucking gross.

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[–] midterms 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Crouching Boyfriend Hidden Clitora

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