I'm sure a lot of you lovely people have had a similar experience.
My entire life, I was told at every life event, I was going to get fat.
"Just wait until you get out of highschool and stop doing year round sports, you'll go to college and get fat. Freshman 15."
Nope.
"Later, in college when it starts getting harder and stressful you'll put on weight."
Still nope.
"Now that you've graduated, when you get a real job and real stress you'll start to put on pounds."
Got a "real" job. Still not fat.
"Once you start a family and don't have time to workout, that's when it'll hit ya."
My kids 7.
"Now that you're over the hill, your metabolism is going to crash and there's no avoiding it."
Still got the same measurements as I did in college.
"Oh, well, erm... you're just one of the lucky ones."
What? No. This is not by chance. It's not juneticks, nor metabolism, and definitely not luck.
Point to flat toned stomach, greying body hair and all.
This was not an accident. My wife and I earned the bodies we have. It's your own fat faults you let yourselves use every excuse to join the subspecies. Take some goddamned responsibility.
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[–] Thinspiration ago
The number and excuses just keep growing, like they do.
16 - puberty changes everything 18 - when you go to college it'll happen 21 - you can start drinking and it wrecks you 25 - out of college you are going to have a hard time if you are career focused 30+ excuses just changes every 5 years.
Everyone being a normal human here needs no butt patting from me to know that you don't give in to these pile of lies.
[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Since I posted this, I got a new one from my mother. "Once you send your boy off to college, you'll feel the 'empty nest.'..."
Bull shit. When the boyo's out on his own. My wife and I will pick right back up on the travelling we put on pause when we found out we were having the little monkey butt.
[–] Thinspiration ago
Exactly. My life is in control and it bends to my will. Things just don't happen to me and I'm some kind of victim.
People need to stop giving up and start acting like they are million of years of evolution.