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[–] cynoclast 0 points 41 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago
I hope she eats it cause rice krispie treats are delicious, then burns it off at the gym. Remember folks, you can eat anything you want without gaining weight if you burn enough calories.
[–] BunnytheSlayer [S] 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
I like to do that to my fat coworker. Eat a cupcake or some shit and then not get fat. They're funny when theyre confused.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Top it off by saying you can't gain weight no matter how many you eat. If they try to overfeed you, just say you already had a couple danishes with your breakfast and are full.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
The holidays are awesome for triggering fatties. I don't really watch what I eat at all and so it looks like I eat more than they do but remain fit.
I usually end up 3-5 pounds heavier but that's pretty trivial to lose.
[–] wheatstorm 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
At least we all know the skinny coworker wont eat it. Hence why those things are jealous.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
I hope the skinny coworker pretends to eat it and then stays thin and melts their fat brains.
[–] IronGoat 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago
I hope she actually eats it, but properly figures into her daily intake, stays thin and melts their fat brains.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I hope she eats it all in front of their faces, slowly chewing it going MMMMM... MMMM... nom nom nom nom... pulls up her shirt slightly, baring her tight flat stomach, rubbing it in a circular motion all the while.
TRIGGERED!
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[–] Officedrone 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
This. But sometimes when I like to troll I'll gorge on office snacks in front of the fatties and then eat less at home so I stay withing my kcal limit. Training those genetics.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love how they cry about condishuns and genutukcs all goddamn day long, but they know the truth. They damn well know it's their gluttony keeping them fat.
If they truly believed their HAES horseshit, they wouldn't try and do this, for the same reasons they claim they can't lose weight.
[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
They probably gave her food and then queued the creepy one of us chant
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This is how jealous fats are of non-fats. Their coworker isn't even there, she's way back in the office, she hasn't done anything to them, she may not have even spoken to them today; but she's in their minds because all they can think about is how fat they are and how much they hate that. They are out for coffee where a normal person would think about coffee, or chatting with their friend, or hobbies, or the weekend, or work, or goals, or anything, but fats' lives are centred around being fat and how much they know it.
[–] hypercat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ugh. My boss wanted to get me an ice cream cake for my last day because they are cheap and own an ice cream store. Too bad I hate cake and I am allergic to ice cream. They got the cake anyway. Good thing my other coworker who actually knows me brought in 20 delicious egg rolls.
[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Now I can't stop thinking of that episode of The Office were Michael Scott gets Meredith an ice cream cake when he knows she's lactose intolerant
[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hahaha. I have never seen that one. I shall have to find it!
[–] shdwghst457 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
flabotage
[–] Demonmaus 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fucking fats. That's all I could think of.