Archived The marshmallow experiment shows how fatties suck at everything. (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived The marshmallow experiment shows how fatties suck at everything. (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I would have aced this test. Not so much because of self control, but mostly because I hate marshmallows. But even if it had been something I liked (like say chocolate) I probably would have aced it because I was a greedy gut and would have waited to get even more. It's so interesting to think that their lack of self control outweighs their greed and gluttony. It's so stupid. Why wouldn't you wait just minutes to get twice as much of something you really want? It's the easiest investment ever. Stupidity is just as detestable as gluttony and this just makes me hate fatties even more. It shows that at some base level they lack something. That it's not just society or learned behavior, but deep down they are defective pathetic creatures.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago
I would've, too, but it would be torture. I love marshmallows.