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[–] DayShaun 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Has miss wonky eye been using too much lead-based makeup? How is that No makeup Friday?? If that was a joke, it's just a pretty stupid one. Does she even know what photos she's uploading with which labels? Her last "no makeup" look included lipstick, so who knows..
Also, holy elephant feet and Tess arms! https://i.sli.mg/Pk0iE0.png
[–] mayhien 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Any one have pics of her with both eyes?
[–] drink_some_water 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Not too bad, one of them just goes sideways. Not a fat related thing, but that certainly doesn't help. http://therealmrskelley.tumblr.com/post/131661170786/therealmrskelley-dear-puberty-thank-you
[–] thebluelady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
they're on her blog, and i actually feel too bad to link them. that's how bad it is.
[–] Dropkickbooties 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Literally lol'd at the "artist" trying to sell body positivity art about taking up more mass... on a shirt... Modeled by a thin model. What, was Tess too busy screwing her customers out of money for her shirts to model for you?
[–] DayShaun 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
We all know Tess was too busy eating.
[–] LeeryLucifer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ahehehee. Made my morning. Thx :)
[–] thebluelady 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
wearing my therapist hat, for a few years i was like, 'well it's good that they're trying to boost their self-esteem, because people don't make positive changes about their body and health if they hate themselves so much they have no hope.' well, i was wrong. they skipped over, 'i love myself enough to take care of myself' to 'i love myself and i'm perfect looking like an amorphous blob.'
[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
THISSSSSSSSSSSS is exactly what I'm fucking saying.
There was this fine line being drawn between enabling, and coddling, when it came to fats. We thought that making a fat person feel bad about themselves would just make them retreat from help, and turn to emotional eating. We wanted them to wake up and look PAST their emotional limitations so that they could make real changes while still feeling appreciated as people. (How naive we were).
Before FPH I was someone who would look at a fat person and "check" myself, trying to think "Where are they on their weight-loss journey? I shouldn't judge someone who is trying to better themselves."
Now I just see a world of gluttonous, weak-willed, circlejerking thin shamers who all want to be fucking special for no goddamned reason other than the fact that they exist and take up valuable space on this planet. So yes. We have to, as a nation, stop holding their fucking hands and congratulating them for their pitiful, disgusting lifestyles. No longer will I see a small fat in workout clothes and say "Wow, they're going out and making a difference for themselves. GOOD FOR THEM!", now I will think "God fucking damn it I bet they're getting a snickers bar as a 'reward' and wondering why they're not human." No sympathy or praise until they're completely de-hammed. That's the bottom line.
[–] cholesterolcrusader1 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That eyebleach Zulu woman was fucking hot bro. Almost made sifting through that fatty trash worth it.
[–] Fentiaz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The eye bleach reminds me of a black friend of mine who complains that the black women considered beautiful by the media are "white girls dipped in chocolate" and don't have African features... ffs African features also include small noses.
Aside that what's with all those lardy fatshionistas?
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
That claim is silly. All the people in my eyebleach are Africans, that is, they don't have any mixed blood. These people are considered beautiful in the countries they are from, such as Kenya, Nigeria, South Africa, etc. A small or slender nose is just an African feature as it is a white one. (There are white people with big-ass bulbous noses too and we don't consider that pretty either.)
[–] Fentiaz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yep, that is the thing I tell her too.
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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
What does she expect, someone who looks like Jonas Savimbi in a dress? No one can fap to that.
[–] Leelem0n 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They're actually hooves.
Dat eyebleach doe
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/PmHMsa.png
Is that one fat? If yes (I'll just assume it), that particular pic hides it very well. That's not to say that it's a good picture, because it isn't.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Notice how the mouth is slightly agape? This is a technique used to create the illusion of cheekbones and a jawline.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here, check out this album about fatasses and selfie trickery.
[–] jdael 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wish there were 6xs sizes as well. like xxs,xxxs,xxxxs etc.
[–] WileyECryote 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
There will be soon with how out of control vanity sizing has become. I recently bought a pair of leggings in XXXS.
I'm 5'1" so I'm on the short side, but I'm a healthy weight for my height. Three X's seems excessive.