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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
BAM! There you go lurkers, just proof that your "I eat 800 cals a day and still gain weight, its muh slow metabolism and condishunz that make me fat." mantra is bullshit. Everyone has known this, however now here is yet another study calling out your bullshit. You eat wayyy too much, move wayyy too little, and have a higher metabolism than thin people because of all your excess adipose. Literally cutting your disgusting diet in half and not moving will cause you to lose weight, and somehow you asshats still manage to fuck that one up.
Oh, sorry, what was that???. Thought so. Shut the fuck up. Go back and cry to Tumblr some more.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Thought this was appropriate
[–] Calawyn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
They haven't listened to any of the science up to this point. This won't stop them from lying either
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat requires energy in maintenance just as any other cell. The figure is around 4 calories/pound/day. 50lb overweight? That's 200 calories extra your body burns in keeping itself alive, literally raising BMR. 50lb is all it takes to offset a thyroid condition. A few of these fatties are easily burning closing on 1000 calories extra a day just in keeping their fat alive. It takes an extraordinary effort to continue overeating to compensate for this. Obesity doesn't happen by accident.
[–] etherandhoney ago
Your face sewer
Epic :)
[–] HeavyBeefCurtain ago (edited ago)
The typical fatass
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll ago
This is the only sentence the tumbrinas will remember.
Never mind the fact that total energy expenditure is sublinear due to fatasses sitting on their bums all day (rearranging work schedules to avoid stairs and shit).
[–] LessRealsMoreFeels ago
Fat doesn't need as much energy as other tissue
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or maybe when the limbs start to fall off, they burn less calories. See guys, fatlogic is real! /s