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[–] jlaray 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm sorry but your comment along with the "bzrt" just killed me.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Pretty sure Tess Munster started that whole 'eff your beauty standards' thing. All the while, she wears a half ton of makeup for her "modeling shoots", which are then heavily photoshopped.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Now don't get me wrong, I hate her vehemently, but...BUT...I wish I would've thought of it first. She-who-must-not-be-named enters a marathon, half iron man, and iron man, something that takes little more than cursory knowledge of internet, and makes a quick buck. I have enough fat relatives who I can take pictures of under almost no pretense. God dammit ragen, that money could've been mine

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Is there some fucking unofficial ham competition to see who can be the ugliest, most laughable fat fucking fuckity fuck of them all? Their grotesque, misshapen fat bodies are terrible enough. Then there's the obligatory neon hair and clothing. And then they do THIS shit. Even if they decide to trim the fuck down, their skin is inked with this garbage. Would you date a slenderskin with that shit emblazoned on his or her body? Shit no. Fuck no. I mean, you do a fucking thing like that, it's proof that you intend to be a fucking ham permanently. Jesus fuck are these hams completely and totally fucking deluded.

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[–] theeyeisnotsatisfied 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Slenderskin" - I love it.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow... just wow... if I ever give up on life I'm doing it in style... 200mph in my Porsche over a canyon while on fire. These fat fucks have given into a life trapped in a fat fuck prison body... you could kill them all and I wouldn't shed a single tear ever, I might even ask you to pass the ammo.

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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Right? I want to die in a fireball while Dirty Deeds or something plays. Not a sad piglet in a hospital.

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's not a proper send off without AC/DC.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Already seen loads of these, probably about a dozen fatties at least, and I laugh everytime. They are like those fad tattoos of love and hate on the knuckles of soccer thugs and ex-prisoners from years gone by. Tribal belonging because they don't get a sense of belonging elsewhere.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm wondering how many of these tats are going to be covered up in the funeral home for the viewing hours after their early, obesity-related death.

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[–] fupababy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

None of those tattoos are even well done.

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[–] vellamo_rinne 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

ohhhh CurlzMT...

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