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[–] Elcycs 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Let's kill ALL the hams!

We're trying. Why do you think there is corn syrup in so many products? Muhahaha!

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[–] round42 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Nice. I bring in biscuits / chocolate to work for similar reasons and leave them in the kitchen area. If the take-up is a little slow, I'll do a circuit of the office with it like I'm some kind of waiter at a fancy party.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you have catering choices sweet tasting energy drinks with a lot of stimulants in them. Get that shit into their over weight over taxed systems and let nature take it's course.

I just found out a short time ago they now make organic peanut butter with caffeine in it. The world we live in.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The Heart Attack Grill mentality in everyday life. I like it.

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[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At all times, a shitlord should have with them a pouch full of crushed glass for sprinkling liberally into unsuspecting hams food and beverage. Fat pieces of shit wouldn't even notice the gritty texture to stop shoveling bucket after bucket of slop into their gaping maws.

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[–] ShineShooter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Crushed ceramic (from spark plugs) works better, it's extremely sharp.

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[–] fupababy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Let's take a moment to analyze this... Its perfectly acceptable for this fat bitch to call you anorexic based on your meal/how you look, yet if you so much as look at a fatty the wrong way it's "shaming" them???? UGHHHHHHHH

So sorry this happened to you.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Let's kill ALL the hams!

They seem to be accomplishing this just fine on their own. Living to 50 is thin privilege.

The problem is that more of them are created every day.

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[–] basser151 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well done! Screw that hog.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've had times at places like Costco where I try to sample something and they tell me 'you have to be 12 to take a sample of have your parents here to say it's okay'. I'm 25 for fucks sake! I'm 5'2" and currently 93lbs (ive been a bit sick lately, usually I'm anywhere from 95-100lbs depending on where in my cycle I am) and have violin hips. I'm getting married in October. I guess my young look will be awesome in my 40s.

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[–] Abbytheobesemanx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Last time I went to sam's, the lady wouldn't give me a sample without my parents' permission. Woman, I'm 22!

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[–] mayhien 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What a moron. They really can't fathom having fresh fruit? And why are they in museums? Grr.

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[–] sunshineandrainbows 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I fucking hate hams in musems. How can you appreciate any form of class?

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[–] 3346487? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It was looking for some dogs playing poker.

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[–] totalbitch 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I turn 19 in December too! I get thin-shamed every now and then as well. Whatever, I'd rather be too thin than even slightly overweight.

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[–] Machine-Head 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yay for December birthdays!

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Keep it up!

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