This actually happened today. Shitlords/ladies, I turn 19 in Dec. I have a baby face. I'm 5'1.5 and 98-101 lbs, maybe a bit underweight, but I dont look anorexic and I'm not. Sorry if this is the wrong sub but....
I went to an art museum today with my parents and after a while we were hungry so we went to the courtyard with the food stands. Because it was cold, I decided to have a hot tea, and I saw some apples, hey, why not. I'm a bit hungry. It's low cal and healthy. The hams in front of me ordered apple pie slices. Two a piece. Typical... So it's my turn to order and I told the guy what I wanted. I took it to a nearby ledge to eat. Along comes hammy, presumably female? It had some sort of food goop dripping down its face. Eww.
"I saw what you ordered."
"You must be anorexic honey. Don't eat rabbit food! I bet you're influencing your middle school friends not to eat!!!"
"It's none of your business. I'm not anorexic. By the way, I'm 18."
And she continued to lecture me as if I was 13. Angry, I said-
"Go away bitch! Who the hell are you to lecture me as if I'm some 2 year old or something? And you know what? Lose some damn weight!"
And with that, I walked away. Hammy tried to run (waddle) after me, but I slipped through the crowd and escaped.
Hey shitlords/ladies! Let's kill ALL the hams!