Archived Future: As Americans Get Fatter, Nursing Recruits more Football Players and Weightlifters (gomerblog.com)
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Archived Future: As Americans Get Fatter, Nursing Recruits more Football Players and Weightlifters (gomerblog.com)
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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
exoskeleton lifting suits would be my guess for the future.
The "we've got a good lawyer" had me raging. but picturing the scene has me laughing.
[–] NoPenisForNeonHams 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
Easiest way around that is including a clause in the admissions paperwork that says the hospital reserves the right to protect itself and its workers against preventable injuries via specific equipment and techniques for fat fucks. Too bad if you think it undignifed. At that size, dignity was abandoned long ago.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So presumably that's the lawsuit... Lack of dignified care. Is that a thing? Or am I way off the mark.
I think specialised teams are needed rather than potentially trained medical or emt staff going offline so to speak if they got injured. And yeah, a clause sounds good, but hard to implement I think based on 'discriminasun'